You added a Korean on Facebook. He accepted you. His name is in hangul so you thought he's a Korean. His profile picture is your bias. His name also is your bias. So, you thought again that he's an EXO fan boy. But, you haven't seen in any exo fanpage the pictures he posted. You have seen those pictures for the first time even though you're always updated.
You stalked him and found out that all of his posts is really unbelievable! Coz, he can live and can post selca. Tho, you still think that he's a poser and an impostor. Bcoz, you can't see his face in every live he had. You can recognized his voice. You pmed him and asked him if he's an EXO-L and replied, yes. You asked again,
You: how long? Him: since they debuted. Y: really? So, 10 years already? H: yup. Y: are u really a Korean? How can u talk to me in English? H: coz you're speaking in English. You can't understand me if I will talk to you in korean.
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He's right, you thought. You laughed and continued,
Y: you got me there! Hahahaha. H: lol Y: why u using my bias' name? Why don't u use your real name? H: thats my name. Why would I use my real name if I'm already using it? Y: you're not him. Stop using him for likes. H: excuse me? I'm using who? Myself? Y: yes you're a poser. H: I am not. Y: give me proof H: I can't sorry Y: see you're not him H: what will you do if I'm really your bias? Y: you can't be him lol and stop dreaming. H: 🤦
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Y: what's that facepalm, huh?! H: jinjja, you're really cute. H: Sent a photo.
(See first picture, since Sehun is my bias you will see sehun 😂)
Y: you took it from google, do you? H: no Y: I saw it somewhere. Idk where. H: you really don't know coz it's my recent pic. Y: oh yes! I saw sehun posted it in IG H: yes. I posted it earlier.
Oh, so familiar? you thought.
Y: eehhh! Stop! You're not Oh Sehun, okay? You're not him for pete sake. Sehun is rare. He's the only Oh Sehun living on the planet named Earth! Except for Jasper, tho. Buuut! Sehun is Sehun! Sehun has talong, you have not. H: talong? Y: eggplant H: how do you think I don't have talong like Sehun have? Y: bcoz you're not him. H: I don't care if you don't believe me but I'm really him. Y: just give me proof and I will believe you. H: I'll gonna give you proof if you'll gonna give me proof also that it's really you. You're too beautiful. I doubt it's really you. Y: deal.
