Part two
You didn't think any plans on how to prove yourself coz you are 100 percent sure that you is you. You think on the guy how he will prove himself to you that he's really Oh Sehun. You know it's impossible coz you know that Oh Sehun don't have Facebook. You recieved a reply from him.
Him: hi. Do I need to send the talong? It's an eggplant, right?
You burst out laughing. Seryoso to?(is he serious?) He sent a photo where he's holding an eggplant.
Y: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA gago (a badword)
H: why are you laughing? You said Sehun has talong, right? I'm showing you this coz I have talong also.
Y: not literally an eggplant lmao
H: huh? I don't understand. Care to explain?
Y: hahahahhahahahaha no need to explain. As long as you're not sehun, you're not sehun. Understand?
H: you're really giving me headaches. Why the hell I'm even talking to you?
Y: I just want proofs
H: I already give you one.
Y: sapnu puas
H: pardon?
Y: sapnu puas nga to make sure you're really sehun.
H: what is sapnu puas?
Y: want to know the secret?
H: what secret?
Y: you want to know what is sapnu puas right?
H: yup.
Y: turn your phone upside down. You can see sapnu puas' hidden word.He seen your message and took a minute to reply again.
H: send nudes? Wtf
Y: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
H: are you maniac or something? Why are you asking my nudes?
Y: hoy before you calling me maniac make sure you're oh Sehun ha!
H: I'm oh sehun so it's okay to you if I'm gonna call you maniac?You stunned. You caught off guard. You knew he was not Oh Sehun but you don't know what to say anymore. Is he already convincing you?
Y: no! You're not sehun.
H: ugh, if you say so. Believe what you believe. I know that I'm oh sehun. The question is, is that really you?
Y: excuse me, I'm not a poser. If u think I am, you're wrong. I can send you my at the moment pic if u want.
H: send me.
Y: You sent a photo.
H: She's beautiful. Where did you get that?
Y: get? Seriously? That's my atm pic.
H: really? How sure are you?
Y: how sure am I? I'm sure that I'm me. And that picture is me. You can't relate coz you're not sehun.
H: here we are again 🤦
Y: yes you started this.
H: you're the one who pmed me first and you put all the blame on me? Are you serious?
Y: ah ako ba? (Ah, it's me?)
H: what language is that? Wait, so you're a Filipina. Okay, I believe you.
Y: you believe me?
H: I believe that you're not a poser.
Y: really? Why?
H: coz I know Filipinas are beautiful. So, i have no doubts already. If you told me earlier, there's no problem.Y: ah, okay oh sehun. Thank you for complementing us, Filipinas, on behalf of them, kamsahamnida!
H: so, you already believe me?
Y: no. Sapnu puas first.
H: I'm ready to block you.
Y: Joke hahahahahaha! You're so serious ha? Temper, Oppa. Patient is a virtue.
H: you want proof right? Tell me. I'll give it to you.
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