this is my personal favorite chapter tbrh
You walked down the street to a small café to meet your date, You had met him on a dating site and his pictures looked a little suspicious so you liked his pictures just to see if it was the real deal, you walked in, asked the desk lady if he was here and sat down, you were a bit early yet you'd expect him to be there already.
You ordered your favorite drink with a cake pop and looked out the window. You looked at the busy streets and the people walking up and down them, Yorknew was so pretty in spring, the café's doorbell chimed as a few people walked in, none of them were him, you continued to look outside and you saw a deep, ocean blue car pull up to the side of the street and someone walked out of it, Locking the car and walking inside the café.
The bell rang and a handsome man with a slight accent walked up to the lady up front. His accent was either from Oxford or France, you couldn't put your finger on it, you finally focused back on the man and heard what he was saying "I'm here to see a... y/n? ♦" Your mind started racing as you realized he was here to see you, the lady pointed at you with a smile and he looked over, you looked away quickly as your face turned a slight shade of pink.
"Hello? Are you y/n? ♦" You heard the man next to you and you looked over to him, smiled and said "yes, last time i checked, I am" you gestured for him to sit across from you and he did. He smiled at you as your drink and cake pop arrived, "oh! Sorry sir, I didn't see you before, what would you like?" The waiter asked, a small smile on his face. The man across from you ordered a single black coffee. "I seem to have forgotten your name, what was it again?" You asked the man with a closed eye smile.
"Hisoka Morrow ♥" he responded, "How could I have forgotten?" You lightly smacked your forehead, he laughed a little. "Where are you from? ♣" He asked, you told him. "Beautiful place, I went there with a coworker once ♠" he looked out the window, you took this time to admire his beautiful features, "take a picture, it'll last longer ♥" he chuckled, his eyes drifting over to yours, "a-anyway" you looked away, "I love your accent, is it French?" You shook off the embarrassment and looked back at him, he was looking at you now "bingo, prince(ess) ♣" he pointed his finger at you. His coffee arrived and he thanked the waiter with a $10.
You giggled, "I like that laugh, it's so cute, almost like a child ♥" (if anyone makes any pedo jokes any this I will rip your genitalia out) he reached over the table to brush a hair out of your face, you blushed and looked up at him, his eyes were almost glittering. "I like your eyes" you got up to sit next to him, "oh- ♦"you gabbed his face to look at his eyes better, "you know, yellow eyes mean good luck" (idk I was tryna be poetic ;-;) you stared into his eyes, one was slightly more amber than the other, although the other had a few tiny specks of brown. he became flustered and looked away from you, you went back to your spot.
"That's pretty cool if I do say so myself", you said, taking a sip of your drink, "I guess it is, I never knew that ♥" he looked back at you and smiled, you took a small bite of your cake pop and felt a warm hand on yours, bringing it the opposite way, he took a bite of your cake pop and gave it back to you, "that was unnecessary but alright" you joked, you both laughed for a bit and shared the cake pop with each other.
You let Hisoka have the last bite and he put the stick down in the bag it came from. "Anyway, how have you been? What's home like?" You asked, your head in your hand, "it's alright, I guess, being a hunter is kind of time consuming, I have to fight the phantom troupe one minute, deal with two 12 year olds another and go on a mission with an assassin in the next ♠" he sighed, closing his eyes, "Woah!! You're a hunter? That's so cool!!" You looked at him, practicall stars in your eyes "I would love to meet this assassin one day" you thought of what they looked like, short, brown hair, blue eyes, tall, "oh, we can, he's my roommate, his name is Illumi ♦" you smiled at the though of meeting a real life assassin, "okay, I'll only meet him if he doesn't kill me on sight" you joked, he laughed as the waiter walked to the table "is everything to your liking?" The waiter asked, you smiled and nodded at him, Hisoka put a $30 on the table and got up, patting the guy on the shoulder and gesturing for you to follow him "thank you sir!" You followed Hisoka out of the café and into his car. "Alright, you ready? ♣" He looked at you, you nodded and he began driving.
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Eventually you got to his house, you got out as he closed his garage door "you first ♥" he opened the door for you, you thanked him and walked inside, "woah, this place is huge!" You gazed around at the furniture and took off your shoes, Hisoka followed suit, "follow me ♦" he grabbed your hand and guided you up the spiral staircase, leading you to another room, it had a two couches, a coffee table with a few magazines and a house plant "Illumi named the plant Killua after his brother ♠" he explained, smiling at it.
"Hisoka, who is this?" A voice shocked you, you turned around to see a purple man with needles in his face "s-sir are you alright?" You asked, genuinely afraid for his health, he sighed "I guess he already told you about me" he sighed and took the needles out of his face, revealing a man with long black hair and big black eyes, "I'm going to get changed, don't touch anything" he pointed at you and you froze, "it's alright, he's just joking, here, sit on the couch ♠" Hisoka lightly held your waist and guided you to the couch, you accidentally sat on his lap, a large red blush covered your face, you attempted to get up "no, no, no, I like this ♥" Hisoka hugged around your waist and lay his head on your shoulder.
"I'm-" Illumi walked in and saw what had happened "...now disturbed, am I interupting something?" Illumi looked disturbed,"I-I'm sorry you had to see this!!" You panic and wave your hands around frantically, he sighed again "oh god, what will I do with you, Morrow, first-" Hisoka took you off his lap and cut him off "not this whole lecture again, I know I leave a lot but still, you'd be glad that they weren't disturbed this time! ♠" You were confused "I can tell you're confused so I'm just gonna explain it for you, Hisoka's been trying to get a significant other for a while now and you're the first person other than myself who haven't been disturbed or scared if what he looks like" he shook his head.
"I'm surprised" you raised your voice slightly, "what?" They both asked "I'm surprised, Hisoka and you are fairly attractive, just one of you more than the other, I won't say who considering both of you can probably kill me right here, right now" you explained, your finger twirling a strand of your hair in circles "that's the first and last time I'll be called attractive" Illumi stated, you and Hisoka giggled as you walked up to him, gesturing to tilt down a little, you gave him a teenie kiss on the cheek and then you walked over to Hisoka, giving him a small kiss on the cheek as well, you looked at the two men and smiled, both of them were very flustered. "Alright, am I gonna stay here or am I goin home because I'm fine with either".
Might make a part 2, idk
