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(Hisoka is in his natural habitat 🎪)

"damn, my back hurts" your friend Shinra or D whined, stretching his back, he bent forward, hunched over "anywayyyyy, you coming to karaoke with the crew tonight? the clowns are gonna be there" he nudged your rib "i don't know yet, depends" you wiped your pale blue face paint off as D sighed, "what if 44 is there" he added, "we all know he's the most attractive guy here and i'm not even gay" he sipped his coffee.

"never met 'em" you admitted, laughing "now get out before you turn into a yo-kai", "like the kid's show?" D laughed "dummy get out" he left like the ( N O T ) simp he is. as you changed out of your costume you wondered if you should go or not.

~=+ thkippy +=~

you woke up from a pleasant nap to loud thumping on your door. it was D. of course it was D. it was always D. "HEY MCWHOREASS LOOK WHO'S OUTSIDE AND HERE'S A HINT IT'S NOT ONLY ME" you sighed, walking to the door and opening it, you were so focused on the annoying 5'8 bitch in front of you you didn't notice the 6'2 silent unit behind him "damn what do you want you fucking troll" you sighed at the gremlin "well, N, if you weren't o busy insulting me then i would have told you that this is 44" he gestured to his upper right, holy shit the man was..... questionably dressed but it was fine, he was hot.

44 held a hand out, shaking your hand "you're N, correct?" he asked, smiling, "indeed sir" you smiled back "you might want to be getting dressed, we're leaving in 30 minutes, you simp" D interrupted, "to go whe- OH FUCK AAAAAAA-" you ran back inside, slamming your door on the two boys.

you came back out with your casual t-shirt for your fav band, black tights and your docs. "that was quick asf the hell?" D was confused out of his mind "FIRST ONE THERE IS A BROWN BANANA" you screamed, looking as if you were about to dash away as fast as possible, D used his hot ass feet to head to first, as 44 and you laughed at his stupidity, D suddenly stopped "wait a minute... YOU CHEATING WEED CLOVE" he screamed, half way to the karaoke tent, you fell on the ground laughing.

"alright, alright, lets go now" 44 eased his laughing and helped you up, you nodded, your laughing ceased and you brushed off the dirt from your bum. D walked back to you and walked to the tent with you. suddenly 44 was gone leaving only a poof of dust on the ground, you shot up into a tree right after, a familiar figure caught you, "hey, i have to to ask, what's your real name, N?" 44 asked, setting you down on the branch he was sitting on "okay, one, why the tree, man, and two, i'll tell you if you tell me yours".

44 looked like he was thinking "one, i don't know i just wanted to get away from that idiot, two, Hisoka" he grinned "your turn shorty" you smacked his arm for the comment but told him "y/n? huh." he leaned back, flipping off of the branch "OH MY DIOVALO ARE YOU OKAY, HEMORRHOID OR- WHATEVER" you called, he was gone, instead he was directly in front of you, his face blank as a piece of paper "Hemorrhoid? that's a new one, usually it's Hoesoka or worse" he pulled out a small pocketbook and a pen, flipping through the pages he wrote something down. "hey can i get down now?" you asked as he closed and put away the book.

"do what i did, minus the appearing again" he made a face that just screamed 'duh' "how do i do that without dying, exactly?" you asked, nervously "Nen...? or can you not use it?-" "SHIT WE'RE LATE" you screamed, jumping down and racing there to have a seat, not even knowing why you even came in the first place, D was sitting next to you and Hisoka appeared behind "why do you run so fast, damn, kid" Hisoka shook his head, walking to the stage and going behind the small curtain.

you fell asleep half way through people and their boring ass songs, how unoriginal. you woke up to an unfamiliar tune, you heard drums, the accordion and maybe guitar, you peeked at who it was after their first word, the voice you heard made you expect a stranger but you were wrong to think it, you opened your eyes all the way and sat up, Hisoka smiled at you and winked, your face became red and you covered it with your hands, causing him and D to laugh, he finished his song after around 4 minutes, roses and other flowers, he blew a kiss to the crowd and winked at you again before leaving, you squealed as some of the girls gave you dirty looks. 

-another thkippy-

"why'd you wink at me you big flirt?!" you laughed and smacked the man's face jokingly "because you're pretty" you stopped and started walking to your tent, he was already there, "what? don't like truth?" he kissed your head and disappeared, leaving the page he had wrote on, it read 'xxx-xxx-xxxx Hisoka Morrow ;)'

your face spread into a large smile and you fell onto your bed, holding the note to your heart