F*CK!

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Disclaimer: I only own the OCs and any random direction the plot shoots off into.

Robert POV

Me: "How did I get- you know what I know exactly how I got talked into this. Tifa said she'd f*ck me if I did this solid for her."

Barret: "Yo, Blue Eyes! It's showtime!"

I jump off the top of the train and land on one knee, Superhero style. Ow. I quickly hop to my feet.

Me: "Well I guess I better preform then."

Barret: "Ok, so you hide the bodies, we'll meet you at the reactor."

Me: "Wait What?"

Barret runs away as two guards run towards me and I draw my sword. Since I lost my normal sword I'm stuck with a training sword.

Guards: "Move Sir, this man just killed two people."

Me: "Ok ok ok ok, I know this looks bad, but- OW!"

He shot me, and his partner does the same.

Me: "You brought this on yourself!"

A few slashes later they go down and I run ahead to join them.

Barret: "You-"

Me: "Yes I took care of the bodies. Why are we here exactly."

Barret: "We're gonna blow this place the fuck up."

Me: "Ok...so your telling me I got wrapped up in a terriorist group."

Barret: "Yep."

Me: "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK!!!!!"

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