rocketman stuff

i- rant ok

My best friend said that Taron's thighs are the same to regular male anatomy, and that made me so angry that I had to refrain from screaming at her 

I- 

Me: arent taron's thighs thicc (shes used to me saying this because i force my religion on her so much) 

her: i dont see it, its the exact same as normal male anatomy- 

me: 

yeah, i tried my best not to scream at her, but i did yell at her a bit- 

one tip: if you wanna be my friend or even breath around me, never insult taron egerton and his thick thighs,

kthxbye