The 501st Profiles

Profile: Kix

Name: Kix

How he got his name: He was studying to be a medic and his batchmates decided to give him a name that they could make fun of and make medic jokes with. They came up with Kix because medkix sounded a lot like medkit. 

Occupation: Medic; Torrent Company; 501st Legion; Grand Army of The Republic

Likes: To hang out with Jesse and Tup; reading things about becoming a better medic; chasing General Skywalker with a hypo after he'd done another reckless thing

Dislikes: Dragging the rest of Torrent Company and General Skywalker to the medbay; Hardcase pranking him when he's working in the medbay; not being able to save others in battle

Deepest Fear: Him getting shot with a bullet and not being able to save himself

Favorite Food: Strawberries

What People Think Of Him:

Anakin Skywalker: He's a crazy medic! He chases me with a hypo sometimes! Also, he always pulls the 'I outrank you when it comes to your health' card whenever I avoid going to the medbay.

Ahsoka Tano: He's sweet but very scary when you avoid going to the medbay. He'll hunt you down and will stun you just to get you to the medbay.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: YIKES! I'm glad Kix isn't my medic, he's crazy and scary! 

Plo Koon: He should be glad that he doesn't have to deal with the wolfpack. There's a reason why the wolfpack doesn't have their own medic. 

Rex: Avoid going to the medbay when Kix is in there. Wait until Kix is done with his shift. Or avoid going to the medbay at all.

Echo: Seriously? Why does everyone think that Kix is scary? If everyone went to the medbay like they're supposed to then Kix wouldn't have to become "scary" and "crazy".

Hardcase: HE'S A SCARY MEAN CRAZY WEIRDO MEDIC DUDE! HE SET HIS BLASTER ON STUN AND DRAGGED MY UNCONSCIOUS BODY TO THE MEDBAY! LIKE 'CMON ARE VACCINATION SHOTS REALLY THAT IMPORTANT?!!! 

Tup: He's nice. He doesn't have to hunt me down to go to the medbay. I go on my own. I sometimes help him out in the medbay. 

Dogma: If people would just follow the rules then they wouldn't have to be stunned and could go to the medbay peacefully. Not even the Captain will go to the medbay willingly. It's no wonder why Kix has to go through that stuff to get them to the medbay!

Fives: DO YOU NEED A MEDKIX? I HAVE ONE! 

Jesse: He's my best friend. He is fun, up until the point he has to get you to the medbay. I was the one to recommend what hairstyle he got. And I am his amazing batchmate that will NOT be REPLACED by TUP.

Wolffe: If he was the wolfpack's medic he'd be gone in a second. We've bitten every single one of our medics. It's why we have no medic anymore! If we get injured, then our general will use the Force to heal us. No one trusts us near any medic. 

Comet: MEDIC? DID YOU SAY MEDIC? WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO BE A MEDIC? THEY'LL JUST BE BITTEN BY THE WOLFPACK!

Boost: Haha! They tried to have Kix become our medic but the General decided to let him go with the 501st.

Sinker: He screamed at me that day when I almost drowned. I mean yeah I never told him I can't swim but like did he have to scream at me for a whole hour???

Warthog: Not all medics are as scary as Kix. I'd prefer a different medic but no one trusts the wolfpack to have a medic of their own.

Cody: I used to never believe that Kix could be scary. That is until Fives pranked Kix while he performing surgery on me. If I didn't have a large cut across my back, I would've run out of the medbay as soon as possible.