The 501st Profiles

Profile: Jesse

Name: Jesse

How he got his name: He wanted a normal name, not like the names the rest of his batchmates had. Kix had helped him come up with the name, Jesse.

Occupation: Clone trooper; eventually an ARC Trooper; Torrent Company; 501st Legion; The Grand Army of The Republic

Likes: Being Kix's #1 best friend and batchmate; complaining to Rex about how Fives and Echo are ARCs but not him

Dislikes: That he may be replaced as Kix's #1 best friend by Tup

Deepest Fear: Dying because the Medkix wasn't there to save him because the Medkix was busy saving Tup instead

Favorite Food: pepperoni slices

What People Think Of Him:

Anakin Skywalker: Can we just make him an ARC already? It's kind of annoying listening to him complaining about not being an ARC.

Ahsoka Tano: He's so funny! If Tup replaces Jesse as Kix's #1 best friend then Jesse will be my second best friend!

Obi-Wan Kenobi: Hmm... *Strokes beard* He's a bit jealous of Tup, don't you think? 

Plo Koon: Everyone's always jealous of their younger brothers in their battalions. In my battalion Sinker is sometimes jealous of Comet. In the 501st, Jesse's jealous of Tup. It's pretty normal.

Rex: I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'LL DO IF JESSE ASKS ME TO MAKE HIM AN ARC, ONE MORE TIME! I WILL MAKE HIM AN ARC, EVENTUALLY. 

Echo: The poor guy. He just wants to be an ARC and stay as Kix's #1 best friend. Why can't he be an ARC? And why can't Kix understand that Jesse feels replaced?

Hardcase: HAHA! Jesse's been replaced by Tup!

Tup: Why is Jesse mad at me? He used to be nice to me but now he ignores me all the time. I'll be in the medbay with Kix and Jesse will come in and then he'll walk back out immediately after he sees me. Did I do something wrong?

Dogma: According to the rules, one can never be replaced by another. This means that if Tup replaces Jesse, then I'll beat Kix up, and I don't care if I'm breaking the rules or the bones of Kix.

Kix: Jesse's been acting weird lately. He won't talk to me whenever I'm with Tup. Why? I don't- oh... Now I get it. I can't believe I was blind! Jesse will always be my best friend! He's my batchmate and I will never stop being friends with him!  

Fives: HAHA! Someone's jealous that they're not an ARC!

Wolffe: Why be an ARC when you can be a commander? Why be jealous of Tup when you can be friends with Comet? 

Comet: Why is he so jealous? Of literally everyone! Jealous Jesse. Jealous Jesse. Jealous Jesse. Jealous Jesse. Jealous Jesse. HAHA! Jealous Jesse. Jealous Jesse.

Boost: Can someone please explain why Comet keeps shouting the words "Jealous Jesse"?

Sinker: Hey, I get it. Jesse's jealous of Tup, just like I was jealous of Comet because he was replacing me as Wolffe's best friend. IT'S NOT FAIR, OKAY? IF YOU'RE SOMEONE'S BEST FRIEND FOR A WHILE AND THEN SOMEONE ELSE COMES AND REPLACES YOU AS THEIR BEST FRIEND IT'S NOT FAIR!!! COMET REPLACED ME AS WOLFFE'S BEST FRIEND!!!

Warthog: This just reminds me of how Sinker was jealous of Comet because he thought he was being replaced as Wolffe's best friend. Which he has been replaced, it's pretty obvious.

Cody: Why is everyone always jealous of the younger brothers? Boil is always jealous of Wooley. I never understand...