A Crimson Heart For A Crimson Demon. (18+)

Chapter 18

So I woke up this morning and this happened...

Y/N: Mmm....Megumin?

I rubbed my eyes and looked up. I see Megumin right in my face.

Megumin: Good morning, master~

My face goes red and she has a smile on her face.

Megumin: Nya~

Oh shit.. OH SHIT. NEKO LOLI ALERT!

Megumin: I'm just kidding!

She starts giggling and I laughed too.

Y/N: You got me.

She kind of turned me on right there to be honest.

I grabbed her and pulled her closer to me. I placed my hand on her rear end and she blushed. I squeeze it and she moans slightly.

Megumin: N-not now!

Y/N: Alright, fine.

When we walk out of our room, we see everyone with they're ear on the wall.

Did they seriously...

They're faces: ಠಿ_ಠಿ

Our faces: ರ╭╮ರ

Y/N: Ya'll better start running because I am so going to kill you.

They start running and laughing. I then run after them.

Y/N: Come on Megumin!

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EMERGENCY! EMERGENCY! ALL ADVENTURES HEAD TO THE FRONT GATE IMMEDIATELY!

Kazuma: Wonder what this is.

We we arrived, there was a knight that was holding its head in it's arms and riding a horse.

???: One of you... Have been blowing up my castle... COUNTLESS TIMES! AND ITS PISSING ME OFF!

Everyone turned to Megumin.

Y/N: Hey! Just because she uses explosion magic doesn't mean it was her!

It was her. I remembered how we go blow up that castle every afternoon. So this guy lived in it...

Adventurer 1: Then who is it?

Adventurer 2: Yea, who did do it?

Megumin walked forward, in front if the crowd.

Megumin: It was me!

I face palmed.

???: If you blow up my castle one more time... There will be consequences.

He then disappeared.

The whole crowd cheered.

Aqua: Apparently that was one of the demon king's generals.

What... WHAT?!
MEGUMIN JUST DEALT WITH A GENERAL?

I Put my hand on Megumin's shoulder.

Y/N: Nice job, kitty.

She blushed.

Megumin: Thanks Master~

I also blushed and we both laughed.

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We got a nice amount of Eris so we spent some of it buying some things at the Adventures Guild. I allowed Megumin and everyone else to have a beer and oh god... It was chaos. When we got home... We were still drunk.

Me and Megumin entered our room and started making out.

We didn't actually have sex sadly.

I grabbed her ass and she moaned. She then put her hand on my (y'know) and rubbed it. At this point, I was starting to regain control of myself. So did she.

Y/N: What the hell... Why are you on top of me?

Megumin: I don't know!

She got off me and we both remembered that we got drunk.

Y/N: God damnit, we got drunk.

Megumin: That was fun though...

Y/N: Yea.

Both of us in the living room and it was chaos. Kazuma, Aqua, and Darkness were going insane.

Y/N: Grab the pans...

We gotta take them out of they're misery.