It was nice when it lasted but now me and Telly have to compete for whos to be the biggest loser. I really shouldn't have to fight Telly like this were lovers not fighters but Mur and the others insist on it and I'm under contract so I CAN'T SAY NO. Then that awful day happened it was the usual losing streak for us but then Joe suggested that for this next prank we break off into groups I was at first relieved to be matched up with Telly if only i knew what they were planing. Joe and Mur teamed up and they kissed in front of everyone this was really shocking because Joe was taken by Q a very bold move it would be hard to out play him. Q, since it was an odd number for the group, was by himself to make up for this they put him in front of a mirror where he played patty cake with himself I was getting nervous since me and Telly were up next. I looked sadly into his vacant eyes and said "Don't let whatever happens here change us. OK?" Telly gave a slow and thoughtful nod then it happened. We were set up in the middle of a mall i was wondering what Joe had planned and then he said it "hey Sal? get on your knees." and so i did i....i just didn't want to lose again not to those bullies. What happened next will stick with me for the rest of my life. Joe gave Telly the command " Hey Telly as payback for all that dirty play when you were secretly helping Sal i think you need to pay us back. Sooooooooo i need you to cock slap Sal across the face," Telly was shocked he looked down at me and whispered " I'm sooo sorry Sally." Before i knew he whipped his torso at me and i felt an impact similar to a baseball bat. Everything went dark and when I woke up the first thing i saw was Telly's sad face. I've lost a couple teeth in the impact and i had a heavy bruise mark on the left side of my face I couldn't hear out of my left ear for at least a week. All I could see besides Telly and the crowd of people that have gathered was Joe doing his evil laugh. I said "Arew u hoppy JO?!?!" Joe looked down confused and Telly spoke up " He said are you happy Hoe?!?!" And just like that Telly picked me up and carried me home. The feeling of his shaggy carpet chest as he carried me made me feel better. For a week Telly nursed me back to health. Apparently Joe was super mad about being called a hoe in front of everyone he was furious and i'm just sitting here thinking "well good he had it comming!!!!"
