Its been two weeks since I been cock slapped by Telly I know he is trying to make up for it. I keep telling him its not his fault but Telly is such an upstanding guy he still takes responsibility for it. But if anyone should answer to it it should be JOE! I was so bothered with this that I marched up to Joe's house knocked really loud on the door creaked open revealing Joe with a smug grin he said to me " Well well well if it isn't hob knocker Sal, what can i do for you?" I said " You forced Telly's hand and now he feels really bad I can't just sit here and let it happen. I have a challenge for you. One more round winner takes all who really is the biggest loser?" Joe got very excited at this and hissed out "How about we finish this where it started the park me and Mur vs you and Telly one round." I squinted at him and said " Thats what i was just saying idiot, see you then." I stomped away and told Telly the news I couldn't just sit there and let Telly feel this way. The day came which wasn't that long since it was basically the next day that we all met up. It was like one of those westerns and Joe said " Are you ready for this?" and Telly quickly said "Ready for what Hoe?" Joe looked angry and said " the biggest loser here will have to leave town forever this place isn't big enough for me and Telly." We agreed and the final round began Mur and Joe brought their A game with them. They started by littering a literal crime i was like omg . But i knew i had to throw them a curve ball if i wanted to live happily with Telly so i told Joe " Hey Joe swing Mur like a bat and hit that grandma nearby with him." I thought at least Joe would hesitate but he didn't I'd say he knocked her out of the park but he only smacked her with Mur and knocked her out and left her on the ground. He turns over and says " Happy?" It was our turn but i didn't know if we stood a chance. We tipped over garbage cans we threw a rock at a squirrel we even called someone "ugly" but it would be all worth it to see Joe lose. Then he did it he pulled out the secret weapon I... I don't even know how he even knew this weakness. Joe goes "Hey for the last trick i will need you to kiss Telly in front of everyone." I wasn't scared about kissing Telly what I was scared about was me and Telly promised each other to wait until marriage. I was scared i looked him in the eyes Telly had tears I.. knew what i had to do. I said " Joe i won't stoop to your level i refuse to do it." While Joe respected my fortitude i also became
The biggest loser.
The second i lost Joe ran up and grabbed Telly and ran away i gave chase but Joe was fast I couldn't keep up there was nothing i could do. I saw Joe throw Telly back into the TV and that was the last time i saw Telly. I fell to my knees and yelled at Joe " ARE YOU HAPPY JOE ARE YOU REALLY FREAKING HAPPY. HE.... HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MY FIRST YOU DAMN STINKY IDIOT I HATE YOU DON'T TALK TO ME AGAIN." I quit my job that day and decided to go searching for Telly I'm hoping one day i meet him again.
