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That darn dog

So yesterday my soon to be step grandmothers dog escaped from the house and once he is gone, nobody knows if he will come back. So my soon to be step aunt and I were chasing him down the road and like the clutz I am, I tripped over my own shoe and fell into the road. Thankfully there were no cars but now I am full of marks and grazes. And then , when I walked back to the house all three of the dogs tried to jump on me. So I am in pain, and if that dog escapes again I am NOT chasing after him.
Peace out