Random One Shots

My Drunk Christmas Party - HartSquaredBig

Hannah called over her two best friends, Grace and Mamrie, to celebrate Christmas. None of the girls were able to go home for the holidays, so they decided to just party together, which was more than okay for them. They all knew that this evening was going to be full of three things - good people, bad puns, and drinking - the essentials.

When Grace arrived at Hannah's place they both had a huge laugh at how they were both wearing their own Camp Takota merch. It was even funnier when Mamrie arrived also wearing the same shirt. It didn't take long for Mamrie to bust open the vodka and make one of her signature drinks. Grace and Hannah were often reminded of how thankful they were to have an ex-bartender as a friend at times like this.

A few drinks later things had started to get interesting. The trinity had broken a lamp while dancing. Christmas music was blaring so loud that they had a neighbor call to make them turn it down. But the best part was when Hannah decided they were going to film a "My Drunk Kitchen" episode.

"Hello!" Hannah shouted at the camera.

"Boop Boop." The girls said in unison as Mamrie popped open a bottle of wine."

"We are already too wasted to be cooking.. Oh well!" Grace slurred.

"As you can see, I'm here with these two beautiful internet idiots, Smellbig and MameClown." Hannah joked to the camera.

As the girls began making peanut butter sandwiches, tons of food related and Christmasy puns where thrown around. Although none were that great, considering how drunk they all were, the "best" puns all night were probably:

"Have you been Gouda this year, Grace?" Hannah asked holding up a random block of cheese.

"Hannah Hart? More like Santa Start.. Letting this girl work for you because she's the size of an elf, amirite?" A drunk Grace hazed.

"Where did the peanuts go to have a few drinks? The Snack Bar!" Mamrie joked.

But everyone's favorite came from Hannah, "Two peanuts were walking down a road.. One was as-salt-ed"

As the girls wrapped up the video, Mamrie decided it was time for her to pull a sneaky prank on the other two girls. She went to her purse and grabbed the mistletoe she had brought just for this occasion. She also set up a camera directly across from the place she was hanging the mistletoe so she could embarrass the girls with it, when they were more sober. Mamrie called for the other two to come into the living room, through the door she had hung the mistletoe on.

As expected, they both walked through the door at the same time, it took them a second to realize why Mamrie was laughing, but when they did their faces turned to a bright shade of pink.

"It's tradition. Come on, Smellbig. plant a big one on ole Farto!" Mamrie chocked out through her fits of laughter.

Hannah looked up at Grace and smiled, trying to lighten up the mood. Grace finally smiled back and grabbed Hannah's face.

"Oh come here, shorty." Grace giggled.

Hannah got up on her tippy toes as Grace leaned in. Their lips locked and the blood pounding in their ears made it impossible for them to hear the "aww" come from Mamrie. The kiss seemed to last forever, both seemed to be into it. Hannah had wrapped her arms around Grace's waist and Grace had moved her hands from Hannah's face to wrapped around her neck. As they pulled away from the kiss, their embrace seemed to linger a bit longer than normal.

When Mamrie saw the smile and happiness radiating from the girls, she sighed happily. She soon realized that the video may not serve as a weapon of embarrassment, but as a memory of the first real Hartbig kiss.

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HYELLOH!! It's been soooo long! I've missed you guys! I know I promised all four Christmas ship one shots today, but I don't think it's gonna happen.

Listen.. I've been struggling a lot lately with my mental health and can't really focus on writing. This short one shot seriously took me all day because I couldn't focus. I promise, as soon as I'm better there will be much more and better quality stories.

I love you guys and this was such a cute little Hartbig thing.

Kay. Thanks. Dubai.

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