Hamilton reacts to ships-

C r a z y

ava: *bursts in, holding Laurens phone* GUESS WHAT I FOUND ON JOHHHHNNNNNSS PHONE?!

Alexander: what is that sound?!

Ava: Music.

Ava: *turns to middle sound (Lol idk)* BUT GUESS WHAT?!

Everyone: what?

Ava: I FOUND HAMBURY FANFICS ON JOHNS PHONE!

John: WELL THEIR CUTE ANF THEIR BOTH TO DAMN SHY TO ADMIT IT!!!

Ava: IM THE AUTHOR I COULD OF FORCED THEM IN MY CLOSET! Well actually my sisters closet, I don't have a door on mine-

Alexander: *grabbing a gun and putting it to his head* I swear one of these days I'm gonna do it-

Samuel: thats a little extreme don't think Lion?

Ava: *hums* no it's not, because he is gonna kill John then himself.

Washingdad: what's happening- anddddd Okay- *walks out*

Alexander: annnndddd I'm gonna-

Ava: N O !*grabs gun and shoots Charles Lee, with the only bullet*

Alexander: Y O U A R E E V I L

Ava: I AM A GIRL! WHAT DO YOU EXPECT?!

Alexander:..........

Ava: annnnyway- I'm gonna force you two in a closet until you two make out—

Samuel: W H A T

Alexander: *blushes*

Ava: *slams hands down on table, causing Alexander to flinch* Y O U A R E D O I N G I T !

Maria, bursting in, holding my phone: LOOK WHAT I FOUND ON AVAD PHONE-

Ava: NO MARIA LEWIS! THATS PRIVATE!!!!!!

Maria: YEA WELL I FOUND SO MANY SMUT THINGS ON HERE-

Alexander: for...who?

Maria: Hamburr, Hambury, mullete, and so many more!

Ava: OKAY IM ENDING THIS!