"holy frick I'm here" elmo thinks as he steps off Thomas the train. then callio comes up to elmo and says " hey mamas slime your red furry body on my bald head ;)" "EW YOU BALD HEADED CANCER FREAK GET AWAY EEEEEEEEE" elmo screams and runs tries to run away but callio is to fast and grabs elmo and ties elmo to the nearest pole. "HEY STOP RIGHT THERE YOU HECKING PEDO" I random person says. elmo and callio look towards the voice and it was SHREK. shrek uses his alpha male powers to kill callio and rips his face of and put it on his pocket. "uwu senpai shrek thank you papi🦋💖" elmo says hugging shrek. "no problem let's go have seggs now ;)" "OMG YAS DADDY PLEASE XDDD" elmo squeals with excitement. shrek takes elmo back to his swamp "owo daddy thanks this is my dream" "yeah come on I don't have much time I got other people to frick." "Btw I'm a virgin but I've been practicing I practically know everything" "ok kid let's put that to the test ;)" so elmo and shrek go into the swamp and shrek takes off his clothes "uwu" elmo says blushing "ok I'm on top btw" shrek says. "k" so elmo and shrek were just about to frick but then donkey screams out of nowhere "SHREK NO I LOVE YOU" "HEY BACK OFF HIS MINE HISSSSSSSSSSSS" elmo hisses at donkey. " GURL YOU MEET HIM TODAY IVE KNOWN HIM FOREVER" "OK SOOOO?" "BISH YOU WANNA FIGHT?" "OK LETS GO" donkey swings at elmo but elmo Dodges and put out donkeys weave. "..." "BITCH TF SHREK LOVES ME NOT YOU" "actually I don't care about any of you I just like seggs." "HE DIDNT SAY HE DIDNT LIKE ME" elmo says then they fight some more as shrek daydreams about lord farqard. his only love.
