Me and Him? Pffft Yeah, Right {FIN}

Me and Him? Pffft Yeah, Right *10*

"Hey October!" Macon replies with a grin while pulling me into a hug.

Brian laughs as he watches us. "You two are so weird." he says.

"You know you love us!" I tell him. "We're your weirdos."

He laughs again and this time Macon joins him.

"What are you guys laughing at?" Chris asks, ruining the fun.

"Nothing Chrissy." I mutter with a small smirk.

"Don't call me that."

"Why not Chrissy?"

"His nickname's Chrissy?" Macon asks.

I nod with a grin. "He doesn't like it though."

"No duh." Christian growls. "You and Dazy need to stop calling me that."

"Oh yeah! Hey Chrissy, Dazy's staying at Kyle's til nine." I say with a smirk. "She's probably gonna be home later though. You know what it was like when you got a little too friendly with Annabelle, right?"

Chris goes pale while out of the corner of my eye, I see Brian and Macon trying not to laugh. "Shut up October."

"I don't think I can. Remember how long it took you last time to keep me quiet? I feel sorry for that poor old lady I scared. She probably had a heart attack after seeing how loud I was."

A few months ago, Chris wanted me to be quiet so I was being myself and did the complete opposite. There was an old lady at the park we were at, and when Chris told me to be quiet, I started screaming at him in German and English. Poor old lady looked horrified at the words I said to him and she thought I was yelling at my dad. It was funny though, especially when she tried hitting me with her purse and said I should be nice to my father. Took Chris til we got home to shut me up because he offered to get me a bunch of soda and ice cream, plus buying me songs on itunes.

Chris glares at me. "You only enjoyed it because she thought I was your dad."

Brian and Macon both start laughing. "An old lady thought you were her dad?" Brian asks.

"That's impossible!" Macon adds. "What did you say to scare her?"

I shrug and Chris shakes his head. "I called him a pussy, a dick muncher, a faggot, a donkey-raper, a man whore, a motherfucker, and a bunch of other stuff I cant remember... Half of it was in German though, but she still looked horrified."

"Wow." they both say while laughing.

"Yeah. Her husband said I have a colorful vocabulary, and I agree with him."

Chris nodded before turning towards the door. "I agree with him too- your vocabulary is more colorful than mine and Dazy's."

"Annabelle here?" I ask while sitting on the couch.

He nods and opens the door for his girlfriend while ignoring Brian and Macon- who are still laughing. "Its not that funny." he says while rolling his eyes.

"Yes it is!" Brian says. "I wanna see that happen one day!"

"What did he do to keep you quiet?" Macon asks.

"Bought me tons of soda and ice cream along with over fifty songs on itunes." I tell them.

Annabelle looks at us. "Hey Macon. What are you two laughing at?"

Chris rolls his eyes again and growls, "They're talking about what happened last time I tried making October be quiet."

I turn on my ipod and start singing my favorite part of No. 5 by Hollywood Undead as it comes on. "Don't kiss me bitch, you just threw up. Now I'm drunk as fuck, about to pass out, Destination your mothers couch. Dude is it true that you screwed my mom? Fuck yeah bro, that pussy was bomb!" The four look at me like I'm crazy and I try looking as innocent as possible. "What? I got bored, and that's my favorite part of the song!"

Macon and Brian start to laugh again, Christian looks at me like I'm going insane, and Annabelle's shaking her head while laughing. "Why do you listen to that crap?" Chris asks.

"Hey you bought me the song." I say with a shrug. Then I stand up and push Brian and Macon down the hall. "Come on, Chrissy and Annabelle probably want some privacy." I tell them with a smirk. "Chrissy said last night that he had to entertain Annabelle. Maybe he wants to do it again. I don't wanna hear the noises in my room Chrissy!" When I glanced at him, I saw Annabelle had stopped laughing and was blushing while Chris looked pissed at me.

"October, shut up!" he yells while chasing me down the hall.

"Go!" I yell at Brian and Macon. They run into my room and as soon as I get in, I slam the door with Chris right outside it again.

"Did he really say that?" Macon asks while sitting on my bed.

"Yep. Dazy and Kyle were with me when he said it." I tell them while nodding and sitting next to Macon as Brian sits in my desk chair. "Brian, I want my laptop!"

"Lazy ass." he says while handing it to me.

"I don't know where I get it." I say with a shrug. "Dazy and Chris are never as lazy as I am, and I have no idea how I'm lazier than a house cat, but can still beat Chris to my room."

The two shake their heads as I log onto my laptop. "You're crazy." Macon says.

"Haha that's what Brian said when I gave Mr Reigns a broken nose yesterday!" I say and start laughing.

"You did what?" he asks.

"She gave Mr Reigns a broken nose, got three weeks of detention with one of the new kids, and has a new challenge at school. Jayden Johnson started with his followers Toby Thompson and Aaron Chett." Brian tells him.

"Wait, Jayden Johnson? Does he have black and blue hair?"

"Yeah." I say. "Why? How do you know?"

"That kids in one of the most powerful gangs here."

"Yeah. You just figured that out?" I ask in a 'duh' tone.

The two look at me like I have two heads. "How much do you know?" they ask.

I shrug. "Dazy did a background check yesterday cause he shot someone and apparently was taken away. He was arrested like twenty times. He gave me a black eye too."

Macon looked at me and finally noticed my eye. "Stay away from him October! He could easily kill you!"

"You two, Dazy, Kyle, and Danny need to stop telling me what to do! If he has a gun, I can get one and fight him like that. If he has a knife, so what? I have seven knives and four daggers. I can easily beat him when I have the chance to!" I say while glaring at my computer screen.