Spain: I would love for England to be killed at sea, don't get me wrong, but that's still going too far, don'tcha think?
Romano: I M G O N N A M U R D E R H I M
Spain: Well, so long as it's your idea, then I guess--- wait- No- Romano that's bad!
Romano: You want him dead, I want him dead, we're killing him
Spain: *sigh* Fine but it was your idea not mine!
England: Planning my death again? You two are so unoriginal, it's kinda boring...
Romano: WELL IM SORRY IM NOT FUCKING EASTENDERS OR SHIT!
Spain: Romano, please- calm down!
England: Yeah, calm down Roma~
Romano: SAY THAT AGAIN AND YOU'RE DEAD!
England: Roma and Spagna sitting in a tree~~
Romano: PLANNING YOUR DEATH BECAUSE YOU'RE A BASTARD!
Spain: Uhhhh-- I'm going home! I'll kill you another day-
England: You're my prisoner. Stay there.
Romano: Oh go fuck yourself
England: Nah. Can't be arsed.
Romano: *literally losing his shit*
Spain: England. Stop. Can't you see you're just frustrating him more?! And trust me, an angry Romano is a deadly Romano.
England: Oh I can. I just don't care.
Spain: Right- well don't blame me when he kicks your burnt English butt.
England: As if-
Romano: Oh shut up. Both of you. Is there any tomatoes here?
Spain: Yes!!
England: No. And even if there was, you guys wouldn't get any.
Spain: Aw meany
England: You're such a child.
Romano: Any food at all?!
England: Yes. Of course I have food. But you aren't having any.
Spain: We'll starve!
England: Welp. Too bad.
Romano: I'll eat the dirt.
England: Be my guest.
Spain: At least give us something... Anything...
England: I have scones somewhere?
Romano: I'm fine with dirt
Spain: Yeah me too--
England: *laughs walking out and closes door*
Romano: Finally he's gone-
England: Yup. Now you guys can fuck again.
Romano: OI! SHUT UP! PISS OFF!!
Spain: Heheheh~~ You're not funny England~ Plus we both know you have cameras in here, so we wouldn't dare do that in here anyway~~ Right Romano?
Spain: Romano?
Spain: ...
Romano: Just shut up. I'm going to sleep.
Spain: *doesn't realise what it sounds like he just admitted*
England: *laughing his ass off watching the camera*
A long one cuz I'm boredddd and it's midnightttt and I wanted to write somethingggg but I'm too tired to write anything decenttt so have thissss--
Gracias/Grazie/Thanks/Whatever thanks is in your language :)
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