11
Spidey
What's up guys?
Mr Stark
Nothing much, Underoos
Spidey
>:(
Underoos?!!!
Mr Stark
It's nothing personal, kiddo
Frostbite
It's just unfortunate you go around in as much lycra as Cap
Spidey
...
NO!
PLEASE NO!
MR STARK!
I NEED A NEW SUIT!!!
Mr Stark
What's wrong with your current suit?
Spidey
Too much Spandex.
I'm not an old man
Mr Stark
Ok, no Spandex...
Capsicle
Aw :(
Spidey
Thank you.
Mr Stark
How about iron?
Spidey
I'm not doing matching costumes with you.
Mr Stark
No iron, ok...
What about a gold titanium alloy?
Spidey
That's even more similar to your suits.
Mr Stark
You don't want to be like me?
Spidey
Nonononono
I didn't mean it like that Mr Stark!
I'm so sorry!
All I want is to be like you!!!
Wizard
That's a terrible ambition.
Mr Stark
Bambino, not even I want you to be like me
Spidey
You don't...?
Mr Stark
Not one bit
Spidey
Oh...
:'(
｡:ﾟ(;´∩';)ﾟ:｡
Mr Stark
Petey, I don't want you to be like me...
I want you to be better
Spidey
...
but...
there is no one better than you...
Scarlet
Awwww!
Natalia
Are you sure there's no one better than Stark?
Spidey
You're all equals!
Natalia
You're too innocent, you've got Stark crying tears of joy again
Pigeon
Thanks for that, Spidey
Spidey
Aw thanks, Мама Паук, I hope Mr Stark is ok!
I mean it though, you're all the best!
...
Except Pigeon.
Pigeon
Hey!
Frostbite
Lmfao
YOU ARE READING
Wrong Number, Spidey
FanfictionPeter Parker accidentally texts the Tony Stark. No big deal, right? I do not own the cover. Characters belong to Marvel/Stan Lee/other people that are not me. You know the drill.
