( @ ): 3rd person ( $ ): 1st Person ( " ): Someone speaking ( ' ): Someone thinking ( Sigh ):Actions/sounds from a person
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$(Izuku)
I woke up hugging Nejire, I sighed, and thought of a way to get out of this. I laid still for a while, then decided to warp myself out of bed. Her response to the sudden loss of weight was grabbing air. ok, welp, time to go on with my day. I walked out of my room, went to the kitchen, and reheated last nights dinner like a fokin goblin. I walked back into my room, and woke up Nejire.
Nejire-"eh, wh-wha? where am I"
Izuku-"apparently you decided to sleep in the same bed as me, so get up, school is in like half an hour."
I then walked into the bathroom, and did the homosapien bathroom things normal homosapiens do before they transport their bodies to their knowledge cultivation facilities. As I was saying, I got out,got dressed, and started to leave. I was walking to the subway when Nejire bounded up to me. She started spewing out questions like eminem rapping in rap god. I was too tired to deal with this shite so I plugged my ears. She pouted at me for plugging my ears, so I grabbed her cheeks, and stretched them apart(nice sexual innuendo there myself, I know right other me, its so cool so many other people find this very cash money of myself. I know right other me). she squeaked,tapped my arm, and started to cry out in annoyance. I lifted an eyebrow, and let go. she rubbed her red cheeks(nice), and pouted at me again.
I took out my earplugs then went on my phone to wait for the train to arrive.
~timeskip~
It was the last class of the day, Hero studies, and to be honest to day was fucking troublesome. Girls would look at me shocked, or with lust. this one grape made sexual innuendos, along with suggestive motions, and tried to look at my dick multiple times. T'was honestly revolting, at least that was what other girls said, but Im not sure if they were talk of me or her. Bakugo looked at me angrily, she also insulted my multiple times. I just ignored her, and went on with my day.
All might-"I am coming through the door like a normal person!"
I guess that All might is teaching today's lesson huh.
~timeskip~( I can't be bothered to explain everything that All might said)
I walked out in my black button up long sleeved shirt,black trousers, and knives.
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(sick right?)
The knives were held in holsters on my thighs. I heard a someone gasp, then a noise. I turned around, and sighed. The grape was looking at me lecherously with a thumbs up. I shook my head, then payed attention to our teacher ms.Might.
Ms.Might-"(the whole speech thing)"
Engine girl-"(her question)"
Ms.Might-"(her reply)"
Our teams got selected, and I was paired up with the bubbly girl. She seemed to be blushing up a storm, I rose an eyebrow, and saw that the shirt had a button loose. I tried to find the button earlier, but apparently the design team thought it was a good idea to have my chest open for everyone to view.I shrugged in the end.
I just shook my head, and zoned in again. I looked down at Ochako, and told her
Izuku-"I will be the figurative decoy, while I distract, and fight the tsundere named Bakugo, you will sneak upstairs, and deal with capturing the bomb. If something happens shout for me. Do you have any suggestions?"
She shook her head, and Looked ahead. I guess shes' trying to fight the blush by not looking at me. Sigh I looked ahead, and waited.
Bell ringing
The bell rang, and I went in front. We were about to turn a corner, when I heard explosions. Bakugo rounded the corner, as she screamed my name, I nodded at Ochako, and she ran off. I turned back to Bakugo the tsundere. You may ask how I know shes a tsundere, well, the reason is that she has a crush on me. Yeah, I know right, tsundere.
I zone back in, as Bakugo aims a explosion at my face, I tilt my head, then lean in to whisper
Izuku-"I know you have a crush on me~ Ka~ tsu~ ki~ "
I straightened up, then walked past her. I looked back at her, and saw her blushing madly while covering her face with her hands. Sigh I grab her, wrap her up with capture tape, then carry her over my shoulder. I see her realize whats happening. Squeak she.... she squeaked? okay, umm, yeah, I guess she did.
Thump thump Thump thump Thump
Shes hitting my back whining that she wanted to be put down. I Ignore her, and move her into a more comfortable position, I am now carrying her in a bridal carry. I look down, and see her blushing even more. I shrug, and go back to walking to the bomb. I eventually get there, and see Ochako dodging engine girl, while at the same time trying to reach the bomb. I sigh again, and knock Katsuki out, I piggyback her, and teleport behind ...Iida.... right?
As I was saying, I knocked her out, Ochako looked shock, but I just walk up to the bomb. Eventually a voice cries out "HEROES WIN" I nod, and look at Katsuki, and wake her up, along with Iida, then I explain that we won. Katsuki pouted, for the first time actually. She realized what happened, then has a look of horror on her face. She slowly turns to me, and yells
Katsuki-"Y-YOU DID NOT SEE A-ANYTHING YOU D-DEKU!"(deku means useless for all the dumbasses out there that hadn't watched the anime nor have read the manga.)
I just shrug, and go back to walking to the observation deck. When I arrived there, I saw a lot of girls looking at me lecherously..... Again....... sigh I sit down, and look at all the other battles.
