Me: AH it's the most important time of the year once more
Kokichi: ?
Me: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY BABY BOY
Kokichi: oh umm thanks?
Me: I love you
Kokichi: I love you too...?
Me: I got you a present
Kokichi: what is it?
Me: alright bring it in boys!
*a truck with the panta logo on it pulls up*
Me: I got you a bunch of Panta! Plus there's a surprise inside
*Kokichi opens the truck*
Kokichi: SO MUXH PANTA!! Wait... why is Shuichi unconscious in a femboy hooters outfit? And why is there one right next to it in my size?
Me: *evil grin* it's femboy hooters time boys
And so Kokichi and Shuichi spent the rest for their life's slaving away in femboy hooters
Happy birthday Kokichi
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Danganronpa headcannons 2: electric boogaloo
HorrorWelcome back to my ongoing brain aneurysms and there's also my DR HC I guess And don't forget there's plenty of Saiouma for the soul Also boobs Also can you tell I'm gay yet? Also spoilers
