𝐀 𝐇𝐨𝐞 𝐅𝐨𝐫 𝐀 𝐑𝐨𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐞 ||🥀

4

Craig pulled out his phone, seeing texts from one of his female coworkers. He immediately responds since it was work related.

"Oh my god, are you cheating on me with some woman?"

Craig looked up to see Kenny looking over the phone. "She's a coworker. And we're not together, I'm not gay." He stated as monotone as ever.

Kenny snickered and tackled Craig down on the bed, causing them to be in a suggestive position of have Kenny be on all fours over Craig.

"We all know your gay. You were with Tweek when you were ten. Are you just going to ignore that, babe?~" Kenny smirked coyly, causing Craig to grimace. "That's because that asain girls were d-drawing... that stuff!"

"Bullshit, we even had se-" Kenny's mouth was covered by Craig's hand. "Shut up. Just stop talking." Craig was visibly annoyed at the being before him. Suddenly he felt a wet matter press against his hand, it didn't budge Craig though, it just made him more annoyed "Stick your tongue back where it belongs, McCormick."

"What, like back inside your mouth?~" Kenny was muffled, but Craig still, regrettably, managed to understand. Craig finally retracted his hand.

What was seen was a grin from the blond. "I hate you."

"I love you too baby~" Kenny leaned in to kiss the figure before him, but once again Craig's hand blocked the action. Kenny let's out a small whine "Why are you being difficult? You're making daddy very angry."

Craig couldn't help but scoff at those words.

Suddenly the door swung open, "I brung your old bedshee-"

Craig and Kenny made eye contact with Ruby. Immediately she covered her eyes with her free hand "Jeez, atleast lock the door."

Craig narrowed his eyebrows, "For what? It's not what it loo-" Suddenly Craig to feel kisses run down his neck, "You might want to leave, Ruby~" Kenny voiced between the kisses.

"On it." She dropped the bedsheets on the ground and closed the door, locking it behind her.

"Wait no-" Craig eyed the presently closed door. Noticing that Kenny's kisses hadn't stopped, Craig pushes the blond off of him. "Awe~ it was just getting good~"

Craig brung up his sleeve to his neck and proceeded to wipe of the evidence, "Never do that. I don't want to catch something from your disgusting mouth. Dont want to know what even goes into your mouth."

Craig got up from the bed and grabbed his phone that had fallen on the floor. Kenny hummed curiously, "What do you mean?"

Craig wasnt going to fall into that trap. The trap where Kenny acts all innocent like he doesnt fuck people over burning stoves.

"Anyways we're going to have some rules now that I'm sleeping in here and Ruby and Karen are living here." Craig stated bluntly as he proceeds to take off his blue sweater, revealing a NASA shirt underneath.

"No bringing your clients home. You wont go around the house naked anymore. Stop getting the police on you. You'll cook, so when I get home from work, I don't have to. Alright?" Craig tosses his blue sweater in the laundry basket along with all of the other dirty clothes Kenny had. Which was alot.

"Woah, I can't cook though. And why do I have to stop going around the house naked, this is my home too. We bought it together." Kenny sat up on the bed, abit annoyed at Craig's proposal.

"I'll teach you how to cook." Craig took of his pants, revealing black briefs, to which he throws the pants onto the pile of dirty clothes. Kenny noticed that Craig wasnt going to acknowledge the second part, so he repeats, "Okay but why can't I-"