After handing over Craig's credit card to Stan, he shooed him out of the house and sluggishly made his way back to the livingroom.The sad part is the once he entered, he came to the realization that.... he wasn't sleepy anymore!
Kenny didn't wanna pull an all nighter watching Tim Burton mivies again, so he eventually left the house and went for a midnight stroll~
Heading to his favorite pub, Kenny swings open the door and goes on the hunt to find his next client.
Eyes scanning the room with both female and male... and the ones in between, he sees a guy that catches his eye.
Oh fuck, If I ask him to ravish me, would he do it?
The guy standing six feet tall (Almost as tall as Craig) with a strong sexy build that was obviously built through training in the military. Kenny makes his way over to this hunk of a man.
"Hallo~" Kenny purrs beside the man to catch his attention.
And he does.
"Greetings." The man did not say much than that. Nonetheless he was well spoken.
Kenny doesn't really care too much about the person, he just wants his body.
"Hey, do you wanna fuck?" Kenny asks bluntly. He wasn't one to charm another person, except one, but otherwise he didn't feel like putting the energy into foreplay.
The man was rightfully caught off gaurd by the sudden request, made him visibly flinch, "W-What..?"
Kenny rolled his eyes, hoping he wasn't dealing with a virgin, "Ya knooowww, stick your dick in my 'pretty little hole'." The last three words were in a sarcastic tone.
The guy seemed to blush, "O-Oh... oka-" With that immediate consent, Kenny dragged this man back to his house and threw him on the couch, prompting himself ontop of his waist.
"I know I asked you first but..." The look of pure lust on Kenny face was evident to the man, "...You'll have to pay for me you know~... for you I'll give you a lowered special price because I think you're so sexy. Sixty dollars~"
What a fucking liar Kenny was, he charged the same price for everyone, $60.
The man took out his wallet and placed 60 dollars on the coffee table next to them.
"Great~" Whispered the one on top.
Removing the guy's shirt and planting kisses all over his neck and chest seemed to make the guy go all flustered. He was puddy in Kenny's hands.
Ah... he's so vanilla.. Kenny is able to adapt to most, if not all, preferences/kinks his customers had, but like vanilla was so.... boring.
Nonetheless, sex was sex no matter how boring.
And its not like Kenny doesnt have his personal preferences. You'll get to know them soon...
"W-Wait.. I don't even know you name...!"
Kenny stared blankly up at the man, lips planted on his abs, "Hah?" Was all Kenny muttered out.
The guy seemed to be embarrassed and blushed heavily, "U-Um... if we're gonna have.... sex.... w-we should... know eachother's names..."
"Oh! So you wanna moan my name?~ Huh? You little pervert~" Kenny teased as he resumed kissing down a trail.
"I-Its not like that...!!" The man replied out.
Kenny just smiled as he unbuckled the man's pants, "Hmmm?~ if you keep talking, I'll bite this thing-a-thang off ya know~" Words with a cute tone but a threatening meaning.
Revealing the man's length to cold fresh air, Kenny clapped, "Yay! It's not as small as I thought!~"
"...?"
The blonde licked the side of the shaft, receiving a lustful moan from the other. Kenny decided to take his time playing with the man just abit longer, never taking him fully in his mouth on purpose, just to drive the man crazy with each swirl Kenny does around his shaft.
Unbeknownst to them, Craig was making his way down the stairs, wondering in in their right-fucking mind is making this much noise at three in the fucking morning.
Getting close to the bottom of the stairs, Craig could vividly hear the sounds of sucking, moaning, and other gross acts being committed.
At this moment, Craig knew exactly who was making that noise and what they were doing.
His hand reached for the wooden bat at the end of the staircase.
Rested it on his shoulder, and made his way to the livingroom.
And with perfect aim, before anyone could react, Craig clasped the baseball bat with both hands tightly and swung.
Taking sudden impact from the side of his face, Kenny's knocked off the couch, with the burning pain his head is feeling, "URGH!" Was all he grumpled out when he landed on the ground, grabbing at his awful swollen-bleeding bruised lips and cheek.
Kenny instinctively got pissed off, but then he looked up to see his lovely, sweet, handsome, Craig standing there with a bloodied baseball bat.
"I can't believe you're still conscious. Let me fix that." Craig, with a piercing glare, raised his bat once more but then suddenly, "Who are you?!"
Craig glared at the guy, "Please leave, this has nothing to do with you."
"B-But..!"
"I said fuck off." With Craig's deadly tone, the guy did indeed fuck off and ditched Kenny to fend for himself.
Craig dropped the bat and pulled Kenny up by his shirt, "What the fuck are you so happy about, McCormick?"
Kenny had a lust induced smile on his beat face, with a dazed look in his eyes, "Its just.... you're so sexy when you're angry..." he muttered with naughty intentions.
Craig let out a tsk before he dropped Kenny back on the floor, "I told you not to bring any of your little hoeing buddies inside our home, since our sisters are here, dumbass."
Craig crouched, glaring at the Kenny who seemed unfazed. The blonde slowly propped himself up with his elbows, eyeing Craig who was at his feet.
"Im sorrrryy~.... can you forgive me~"
Craig was done with him, he's gotten on his last damn nerve. The urge to choke him out of his last breath was strong, but his will to not go to jail for murder was much stronger.
Absolutely disgusted by the piece of trash presented before him, Craig stands back up and walks off, "Do that shit again and I'll kick you out..."
Craig then stood still for a minute but then spoke again, "Come sleep in our room." Then began to head upstairs.
Kenny gasped with excitement and meekly, but eagerly, followed after Craig.
"Does this mean you lovvvveee mee~?"
"Shut up, I just don't need to keep an eye on you."
"I'll take that as you loving me~"
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Fanfiction;'title A Hoe For A Roommate Craig is stuck with a whore for a roommate. It sucks åss to be honest, Craig would sometimes hear female møaning from his roommate's room since the walls were extremely thin. This ruined sëx for Craig, and...