(Lester is the letter L, I'm the letter M)
M: Thank you for joining me today Lester!
L: My name is Apollo!
M: M-Kay. So, what did you think of slurpees?
L: They deserve to be written about in glorious haikus!
M: I see. What's your favorite color?
L: I thought this interview was about me becoming mortal! Again!
M: What's your favorite color?
L: Fine. It's golden yellow.
M: I see. Your favorite season?
L: Again, wasn't this interview supposed to be about me becoming mortal?
M: Well, I just wanted to ask you some simple questions.
L: It's summer. But can we get to the story now? I worked out some dance moves to go along with it!
M: Here's a question about you being mortal. What will you miss most from your godly abilities?
L: I don't know! All my abilities are fantastically beautiful!
M: I see. Which color is better, blue or purple?
L: Blue. It goes better with my eyes.
M: M-hm. And which candy is better, Twix, or Kit-Kats?
L: Kit-Kats! But, I thought you were interveiwing me for my tragic mortal becoming?
M: M-hm. I see.
L: Oh, you are frustrating me! When this is over, I shall write many haikus and other poems about this!
M: I see. Ok, so, do you like chai tea?
L: What's chai tea?
M: It's a tea.
L: Oh. No, I don't like tea.
M: Lester, Lester, Lester. You haven't even tried the tea!
L: My name is APOLLO!
M: Sorry! Geez! I'll fix your initial.
A: Thank you.
M: Yeah, ok, now it's changed.
A: Shall I tell you my life story?
M: No, I think we're all good. *begins to pack up*
A: You haven't even asked me about how devastating it must be to become mortal again! And how excruciating it must be!
M: Being mortal isn't all that bad I'm sure. *leaves*
A: You left! Wait! I'll tell you all my tragic tale of woe! In intrepretive dance and song form! With haiku intermissions! *begins dancing* MY LIFE BEGIN A LONG TIME AGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I WAS FANTASTIC! AND-*interview timer runs out, and he dissapears.*
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The Teens of Olympus
FanfictionThe 7, Reyna, Will, Nico, Thalia, Grover, and Calypso are asked to visit Olympus for the Summer Solstice when suddenly, all of their Valdez12s start to malfunction and spark. The gods are all zapped off their thrones and the demigods (and Grover) ar...
