Last night was a NIGHTMARE!
I know I sound like a Aphrodite kids right now but, MY HAIR!!!
I had mud caked into my hair and I was probably going to have to cut half of it off, which sucks 'cause I managed to grow it to my waist already.
So, this morning Aphrodite came to visit me, with my hair in it's wacko position, I felt slightly insulted, considering her hair was straightened and perfect.
Ms.Perfect took one look at me, shook her head, snapped her fingers, and BAM, my hair became tamed, and the mud disappeared. Then without another word Ms.Perfect whisked me of to Olympus.
Even before I actually landed, I knew that I had gotten a full makeover. Then I looked at myself, and I screamed... loudly... I'm pretty sure they heard me in California. Let's just say it was a bit to pink, for my taste.
"Oh, you look so sweet," Aphrodite said.
"Yeah, great," I said with no emotion, "Now, CHANGE ME BACK!"
"Oh, no, this is how you are going to got to camp and not have to have me come and be the savior."
"A pretty dress, won't cut it. I can't win them back with style, they think I'm a traitor to my own kind!"
"Okay, look. I am sick and tired of you demigods thinking of me as some stupid idiot. I'm NOT a stupid idiot!"
"Great, now, care to explain?"
"Gladly."
Aphrodite's plan wasn't all too bad. Her idea was to let her give me a full makeover, so nobody recolonizes me. Then I go to camp and get claimed as an Aphrodite kid. I pretend to not be me, and go by a pet name for a while and somehow gain trust of the camp. Then I reveal my identity and ask that if they believe me in this form, why not in my true one.
In exchange for the makeover, I had to let Aphrodite bless me, and give me a few Aphrodite powers.
Then she forced me to agree to her littt;e scheme.
That's how I am a Aphrodite kid now, and I am on a simple quest to Olympus, to beg Apollo to save Thalia. Yipee (Note the sarcasam.).
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The End Of The Mortals (Percy Jackson)
FanficPercy died recently and the demigods are going crazy over it all. So now they are attacking mortals with crazy ideas to get rid of the gods... IT IS A WORK OF FICTION!!! ALL RIGHTS TO RICK RIORDEN!