Drunken Ass

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"You done fucked up pretty boy, I would so not want to be you right now." Echo sang Jax walked into the clubhouse clearly hungover. "Why what did I do?" He asked confused. "You tell me pretty boy, what's the last thing you remember?" she asked enjoying herself at his discomfort. Jax sighed "I remember calling Mila and that's it." Echo laughed "Jax you got shitfaced and passed out on her." Jax's eyes widened "Oh shit, how pissed is she?" Still laughing Echo said "I wouldn't wish Red's fury on my own worst enemy."

Jax stood silent for a few minutes thinking about what Echo had just told him. "How the hell do I get out of this one? Please Echo you got to help me." Jax begged. "Two things can happen... she can act like nothing has happened and when you least expect it BAM she will get you." Echo said throwing her fist forward to emphasize what she meant. "Or you can grovel.. just start kissing ass and pray to whatever God you pray to pretty boy.. but I don't know Red seems to have a soft spot for you." she finished thoughtfully. "I say show up naked, black roses and some gin and maybe an ass massage, I mean it's not like she can just tie you up right?" she said wiggling her eyebrows and giggling.

Just as Echo finished giving him the advice CJ walked into TM and straight past him without a word. "Damn" Echo whistled "You got option 3 pretty boy... she's going with the silent treatment.. be prepared for an ass kicking."

CJ ignored Jax when she arrived at the clubhouse and instead walked straight over to the bar where Happy and Chris were sat talking softly. CJ tapped Happy on the shoulder and with a single glance he knew what she needed. "Go get ready I'll be there in a minute." he told her. Chris cocked her head to the side confused on what was happening and she just watched as CJ stalked over to the ring and started to wrap her hands.

With a sigh Chris walked over to Echo and Jax. "What the hell is wrong with Cam? She just asked to borrow Happy." she grumbled. Jax groaned and Echo cackled "Oh this is going to be good.. pretty boy over here got drunk and passed out on her." Echo explained to the blond. "Why? Were you busy with Hap?" she continued teasing the blond. "No but seriously, just remember Jax she hurts him and you will have 2 pissed off women on your ass." Chris said pointing a finger in Jax's face. "Fuck him up Red!" Echo shouted as Happy joined her in the ring. Happy quickly snapped his head to scowl at her "Sorry Lurch." she called out with a malicious smile.

Chris deliberately looked away when CJ and Happy began to circle each other in the ring and was glad for the distraction that Kozik provided when he returned from a tow run and made his way over to them. "Who did what? She only ever does this when she's pissed." he commented. "Drunk and disorderly over here passed out on her." Echo informed him with a huge smile. "Please tell me you didn't try anything before you passed out?" Kozik asked with a wince. Jax's eyes widened as a memory surfaced and Kozik groaned. "No wonder she's pissed." Chris then decided to add in "She even made Marisol's chilli verde." Kozik's eyes snapped to Jax "You might be my VP but hell you are the dumbest shithead I ever met." he growled. "Right" Echo stated. "What's the deal with the chilli verde anyway?" Jax asked confused. "See fucking dumbass!" Kozik said as he threw his arms up.

"She only ever makes that for special occasions, birthdays, anniversaries." Echo said "And she has never made it for a man before Jax." Chris quietly added. "Then how does Kozik know?" Jax asked, his jealously beginning to show. "He lived with us Jax, we weren't going to let him starve." Echo said before turning to Chris. "I remember the first time she made it, Chris had won her first fight, a huge motherfucker, some Russian dude, bam bam knock out. We got home and 2 hours later we had chilli verde and oh my god that shit is special." Echo finished. "Damn near took my head off but damn she can cook." Kozik said, his mouth watering at the memory.

"I thought Chris had been fighting since she was 16?" Jax asked with attitude. "First fight I let them see, they didn't know I was fighting men. I wanted to show them I may be tiny and quiet but I can handle myself." Chris explained narrowing her eyes at Jax. "Why doesn't Mila use fight club?" Jax asked. "That bitch is mental, you have met her right?" Echo asked. "She did once." Chris started. "Broke the rules and pissed off Robert. Funniest thing I'd seen in a long time, nut now he won't let her fight... she can watch but she can't enter the ring." Chris answered laughing.

"You not interested in it Echo?" Jax asked "Nah, I like to stab shit." Echo answered with a shrug. "Do I even want to know how Mila broke the rules?" Jax asked turning his attention back to Chris. "Probably not." she said smiling at the memory. "There are 3 rules to fight club with the biggest one being don't try to kill your opponent." Chris continued. Jax winced knowing exactly what Chris was about to say. "The guy she went up against said something to her, some real nasty shit and she just snapped.. took me, Echo and 3 other guys to pull her off of him and get her to chill out a bit. He was one of Robert's best fighters too and he is known to have a big mouth so I didn't surprise me he said something stupid." Chris told the growing group. "Oh hell, and now she's in there blowing off steam... I'm fucked aren't I?" Jax asked. "Yep" Echo and Chris replied in unison as CJ just hammered blow after blow towards Happy who was doing his best to dodge as many as he could.

Tig, Chibs and Opie had joined them and were all cheering at the massacre that was happening in the ring, there was blood and sweat coating both CJ and Happy and Kozik took one look and said "Should we stop her?" Echo shrugged her shoulders "Go ahead Koz, we're all watching... No then shut up and let Red do her thing." Chris rolled her eyes "I don't like it but there is a reason she picked Hap for this." she said. Jax was about to ask why when Chris continued "She knows he's the only one who won't pull his punches...he doesn't care that he could hurt her.. he knows she needs this."

There was no more talk between them, they simply watched as the fight continued. CJ continued to throw punch after punch and soon that wasn't enough so she added a few kicks in. Chris noted that she avoided her usual tactic of going for the groin and she smiled, even as pissed as CJ was she still had the sense to not make things bad between them.

Before they had even had a chance to see what was going to happen both CJ and Happy called the fight and Chris could only watch as they hugged it out before they stepped out of the ring. She instantly moved to Happy's side and gestured for him to follow her to get cleaned up. Happy smirked but shook his head letting her know he wanted to see how this was going to play out. She giggled when Jax made his way over to CJ and she continued to ignore him instead saying the first words anyone had heard her say to Tig. "You want to help me?" she asked. Tig nodded and lead her over to the bar where he grabbed the first aid kit and began the task of cleaning her wounds. He called Chibs over when there was a particularly nasty gash on her brow and Chibs got to work stitching her up. "Now I'm all for a fight doll but what the actual fuck?" Tig asked having missed the reason for the action. CJ didn't get a chance to answer. "I was an idiot, I had too much to drink and passed out." Jax admitted. Tig laughed like the madman CJ expected he was. "You passed out trying to get your dick wet? Fuck man, you lucky she didn't lay you the fuck out!" Tig said cackling.

"Can we talk?" Jax asked her, ignoring Tig. He let out a breath when she nodded and simply stalked to his dorm. Jax closed the door and say on the edge of the bed. "I'm the biggest asshole going Mila, I'm so sorry.. Chris and Echo explained what you had done and then I throw it all away." he said, his throat thick with emotion threatening to break free. "I'm not just pissed Jax, I'm hurt." she said. Those 7 words were the first things she had said to him and he was amazed that she had the ability to affect him so strongly. "I know, just tell me how to make this up to you." he begged. "Well you could finish what you started." CJ said with a smirk. Jax didn't need to be told twice and closed the space between them claiming her lips in a bruising kiss, still being mindful of her fresh injuries. He growled as her hands began to roam his body and he could feel his body reacting to her touch.

Without warning she pulled away and stood up, Jax's eyes brightened as she moved to pull at her tank. CJ smirked as she knew she had him where she wanted him. She waited for him to pull his own t shirt over his head and chose that moment to step out of the dorm and use the keys she had lifted from his pocket to lock him in. Jax yelled in frustration "What the fuck Mila!" she laughed as she told him "Part one of payback bitch."

She walked back to the bar with a big smile and instantly Chris and Echo knew what she had done. The 3 exchanged high fives as Gemma walked over. "I don't know what that shit was with you and Hap but.. have you seen my son?" she asked. The 3 fell into fits of giggles as CJ looked Gemma in the eye "He's in a time out."


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