Drunks: Male Edition

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Drunk/High: Aiden, Mac, Mathew

Sober: Jenna, Cookie

Mathew: *curled up in the corner letting his mind think about how ageing is a disease and Earth in in quarantine, which is why aliens don't visit us and other random things Alyseca has told him about* 

Aiden: *hugging Jenna's legs with his arms and legs while she stands and he sits on the ground* Yeah, but I love you. *in a whiny voice* 

Jenna: *chuckles and pats his head* I love you, too. 

Aiden: *looks up at her* You do? *starts tearing up and hugs her tighter* You're awesome. 

Jenna: *in a baby voice* So are you! *tries to walk but ends up falling* 

Aiden: Are you alright? *concerned* 

Jenna: *smiles softly and wipes a tear from his cheek* It was just a fall. 

Mac: *chasing Cookie* I want to TALK to her!!!!

Cookie: *runs on the table and jumps off* She's just going to yell at you for being drunk!

Mac: *tries running faster* 

Cookie: *stops suddenly* 

Mac: *runs into her* Could-

Cookie: *smiles innocently and holds her phone above her head* C'mon, shortie! *giggles*

Mac: I WANT TO TALK TO GOD!

Cookie: *starts laughing* 

Mac: *jumps to get the phone* I WANT TO TALK TO GOD!

Cookie: XDXDXD *doubles over laughing* 

Mac: AHA! *yanks the phone and runs away* *shouting over the phone after he dials the number* ZILLA! TENEBRIS! IT'S ME. MAC. STARBOY? ARE YOU FREE TO GO OUT? I WANT TO GET A DRINK OR SOME- *trips over the table and passes out* 

Cookie: *trying to stop laughing* 

Jenna: Hey, Aiden?

Aiden: *hugging her legs while she still lays on the ground* Hmm?

Jenna: Do you want some ice cream? *trying to think of a way to get him off of her* 

Aiden: *smiles* Coffee flavored? *his eyes widen as she nods* Yes!!!!! *runs out and puts a shoe on his hand and runs out the front door* 

Jenna: *chases after him* That's my shoe! *chuckles* *grabs the keys off the door* 

Cookie: Get me a-

Jenna: Oreo flurrie? *closes the door behind her* 

Cookie: *happy until she realizes that she was left with two drunk teen boys* Great. 

Mathew: *muttering in Spanish* 

Cookie: . . .

Cookie: *smiles evily* 

Cookie: Hey, Mathew!?

Mathew: *raises eyebrow and turns towards her* 

Cookie: *holding his phone* Do you want to call Alyseca and/or Darla?

Mathew: Flur. *tries walking towards her but trips over his own two feet and stays on the ground* 

Cookie: *sighs and walks towards him* Chicle?

Mathew: *looks up* Whelf?

Cookie: *raises eyebrow* Hah?

Mathew: Whelf ith thee? *sits up* 

Cookie: Such a strange drunk. *hands him the phone after she dials Alyseca's number* 

Mathew: *takes the phone* Chicle? *clearly not in his right mind* I'm sorry. *shakes his head* I don't hate you. I, *sits up* Love. Y-

Cookie: *smiling widely*

Mathew: *looks around* Is that a lamp? *chuckles once* 

Cookie: Ugh. *facepalm* 

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