TheAuthor: *screaming into a pillow*
Random Reader: Uh...
TheAuthor: *looks up from the pillow* I told him I love him in sign language! *slams face into pillow and "grrr"-s*
Random Reader: That's not too-
TheAuthor: *muffled* It was out first date.
Random Reader: *quietly* Oh.
TheAuthor: He said I was "beautiful". *looks up from the pillow* I said that he was a *shouts the next part* "living human"!!! *trying to sufficate in pillow* GAH!!!!!!!!!!!
Collette: Hey! *pulls pillow away from them* No!
TheAuthor: *looking defeated*
Random Reader: Hey, both of you?
Collette/TheAuthor: *look at him/her*
Random Reader: When are you two going to update chapters related to The Gang plot?
TheAuthor: *grabs another pillow*
The Two Teenage Authors: *start beating Random Reader with pillows* SLIM IT, SHANK!