Brooklyn 99 Oneshots

#9 - Honeymoon - JP

Honeymoon

Warning: Mention of drug use and rape

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Your POV

"Finally on our Honeymoon," I say getting out of the taxi (it's a taxi, not a cab deal 😂)

"Can't wait for this week" Jake says

"Let's go find our room then go straight to the spa," I say holding on to my new husband's arm

"We need to get our bags first love," He says laughing at my excitement "I swear I married a five-year-old"

"That would be worrying and illegal" I warn

"Yea probably shouldn't have said that," He says "TOO THE LUGGAGE"

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"Jake this bed is amazing," I say after jumping on the bed and crossing my arms under my head

"Oh let me feel," Jake says also jumping on the bed and lying next to me "We're gonna have a good time on this tonight, Mrs Peralta"

"Ooh I can't wait Mr Peralta," I say realising that I am finally Mrs Peralta and I love it

"I can't believe I married you, you're so amazing," Jake says

"Don't say your vows again otherwise I will be sobbing in 2 seconds" I say remembering how much I cried at our wedding "It was a good job I wore waterproof mascara to the wedding"

"Wait that's a thing," Jake says with wide eyes

"Waterproof Mascara?" I ask

"Yea, since when was that a thing?" He asks

"Seriously?" I say "I don't know but it's been a thing for a while babe"

"Fair enough," Jake says lying back down

"It's pretty late so we should go to sleep then we can go to the pool tomorrow" I suggest

"Good idea, Night baby," Jake says closing his eyes

"Jakey? Are you gonna change?" I ask realising we're still in our clothes

"Oh yea," he says jumping up and grabbing his suitcase

I roll my eyes and wait for him to get out of the bathroom so I can change and take off my makeup

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It's currently 9:30 and I and Jake just finished breakfast and we're now going down to the pool since we're already in swimwear