Speed Racer 2: The Bimbo and The Femboy {Fankyle}

Act 3

The three little gay boys sat down at the dining room table. Clement poured Kyle a cup of the hot, sun tea before sitting down in front of Toby on the table and dropping something in the tea. He crossed his legs, staring at the caveboy with desire. He slowly began pouring a cup for Tobias, leaning in to show his supple man breasts.

Kyle rolled his eyes and sipped his tea. His tongue might have been burning, but it's better than putting his attention on that French whore boy.

"Thanks a lot! What makes sun tea so different than normal black tea?" Toby asked Clement.

"Sun tea isn't black tea, but has many witchcraft ingredients. I added Rose hip, honey, red clover, raspberry leaf, and an orange peel along with my own secret ingredient. I'll keep that to myself!" The wizard gave Toby a cheeky wink.

"Cool! What does sun tea do?" Tobias seemed interested in this. He began blowing on his hot drink.

"Well, it simply just gives you the sun's energy is all. For you however, you'll get a little surprise." You could practically hear the flirtation in his every word.

"Well Clement, why don't you pour you a cup? Take a seat next to me, old friend." Kyle's glare was that of malicious intent and pride.

The platinum haired boy turned his head over his shoulder and looked at Kyle. His glare intimidated the trap queen. "You see, Kyle, I can't drink this. I'll be up all night! The both of us know beauty sleep is important. Oh, mon erreur, I didn't see those bags under your eyes!"

The Queen of England furrowed his brows at him. "Funny." He said in a monotone voice before taking another sip of tea.

"If it makes you feel any better, Kyle, I think your eyes are very pretty." Tobias smiled at Ed Sheeran.

"Thanks, Toby. It does make me feel better." The ginger returned the smile to the bimbo.

"So Clement, remember when you told me you like the Gorillaz? I listened to a few of their songs while I was working on the TV. I do have to ask, why does the pickle boy like being naked?" Tobias was speaking in excitement before taking a sip on his tea.

"Murdoc? He's a sex addict. What do you think of them? What's your favorite song?" Clement began kicking his feet like a little school girl with a big smile on his face.

"I think they're cool! The clash of animations is certainly an interesting concept, I like how they have all of the backgrounds as CG or just real footage, but still keep the traditionally drawn characters models. My favorite song so far has to be Humility though. I loved how the characters move in the music video and also the Jack Black cameo too! 2D reminds me a lot of Kyle." Toby went on with his ramble. He can certainly be smart when it comes to animation and film. 

"J'adore! I'm so glad you like them!" The boy rejoiced at the news.

Kyle pulled out his cell phone and looked up this "2D" character. Despite the wizard being born and raised in the UK, he has never heard of the band they speak of. "You think I look like this bloke? And how do you know so much about animation but nothing about actors not actually being in love in romance movies?"

"I watched a lot of animated superhero movies growing up! Mostly ManArtica, but I learned a lot about animation and the different types of animation from watching every single ManArtica show dating back to the 70s!" Tobias explained.

"You really were a fanboy, weren't you?" The red haired wizard laughed to himself and took another sip of tea.

"Well, no duh, Kyle! That's why that was my name!" Tree Gay shared the laugh.