Vkook: Ride

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Jungkook: Going home huh?

Taehyung: No, I'm just waiting for my death. Of course I'm going home, I can't stay here forever you bitch.

Jungkook: but you can stay with me forever.

Taehyung: I rather stay in the jail forever than staying with you.

Jungkook: oh sassy, so what are you doing here?

Taehyung: waiting for taxi's.

Jungkook: why wait for a taxi when you can ride me.

Taehyung: shut up Jungkook

Jungkook: bad baby, I'm offering you for a ride, take note, free ride.

Taehyung: I can't take this anymore, I'll better walk.

Jungkook: guess you can't, it's already dark. I'll give you an option, Ride with me or Ride Me?,

Taehyung: or

Jungkook: wtf Taehyung, ok Ill go then, but by the way, you heard the news? That a girl was murdered and rubbed when she's walking back home? It's scary Tae, really scary, I'll go now by-

Taehyung: wait!

Jungkook: yes baby?

Taehyung: I ride yu- I-i mean I will ride with you...

Jungkook: *smirk, you really turn me on Tae

Taehyung: shut up, drive, let's go.

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