I PHONE XI ft. Namjoon

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Jin: You know guys, gadgets are really upgrading.

Jungkook: True, everything on Earth was now high technology.even human upgrades.

Taehyung: not all, look at Jimin's height. He's not upgrading, still shorty, still a midget.

bangtan: *laugh

Jin: I'm glad that were using the latest iPhone 11 pro max, and looks mine, it's pink.

Hoseok: Mine was black

Suga: Mine was...
Oh hihihi...low battery.
I forgot to charge it coz you know I'm busy sleeping.

Taehyung: Mine was gold.

Jungkook: mine was gold too Tae, can I have your number?

Taehyung: you already had.

Jungkook:oh I see.

Jimin: mine was silver and its-

Jin: short?

Jimin:fuck you hyung

Jin: *hit Jimin's  nape with  news paper.

how dare you to say that words to your eomma?

Namjoon: AHHHHHH!!! I HATE MY LIFE, AM I CURSE???!!!

Jin: relax joon, what happen?.

Namjoon: I BROKE MY NEW IPHONE 11 PRO MAX!! I BOUGHT IT JUST A MINUTE AGO AND LOOK? ITS.... AHHHH LOOKING FORWARD TO CUT MY HANDS !!!..
*cried

Taehyung: Expect it from Namjoon

Bangtan: burst into laugher.


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