Namgi's Crumbles

13

Hyung
YG: ???
Hyung ah
YG: Who's that?
Hyung
YG: SAY YOUR NAME!!
I... can't
YG: ... What do you want from me?
h...e...help...
YG: Sorry but where are you right now?
i.. can't.. say it...
YG: then too bad, I can't help
please... don't... go!
YG: Ok fine, what do you need help on?
res...rescue... me.. please.. ah!
YG: hey hey are you ok? Don't scare me, it's only you and me here and it's dark!
please.. please help.. before it's.. too.. la-
YG: hey, why did you stop in the middle?
...
YG: hey!
...
YG: this is crazy!!
i'm okay... for now..
YG: can you tell me what just happened to you?
sorry... i can't..
also, you have... 10 minutes left to.. help me..
YG: are you playing a game right now? Why is there a timer?
please...be.. quick!..
YG: but how can i help???
i..don't really know...
YG: arg fvck this shit!!
...
YG: hmm
do you have an.. idea?
YG: *soft voice* are you Namjoon?
...
YG: silence means yes?
..
YG: are you playing a game with me? What's wrong Namjoon? It's dark now, get out here and go home with me!!
...
???: Good job!
YG: And who the hell are you?
???: A KIDNAPPER!! *evil laughs*
YG: SO YOU KIDNAPPED NAMJOON?
???: yes, calm down haha
YG: I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR YOUR FVCKING B*LLSHIT. RELEASE NAMJOON RIGHT NOW!
???: oh so you order me now haha, shouldn't i be the one to order you?
YG: SAY ONE MORE WORD AND I WILL FVCKING KILL YOU!
???: before you could do so, i already killed you fvcking useless Kim Namjoon, ahahahahah!
YG: *runs straight into the guy amd punches him*
???: will killing me able to take your guy back? I think the hell no!!
YG: WHERE THE FVCK IS KIM NAMJOON!!!
???: IN THE TRASH CAN YOU MOTHER FVCKER!!
YG: *runs straight to there!*
NJ: Surprise hyung!!
YG:...
???: ....
NJ: hmm? what's wrong with you 2?
???: why did you ruined it, yah Kim Namjoon
YG:...
NJ: ah Hoba, i can't take it anymore, Yoongi sounds frustrating and these fake blood stinks :<
YG: ....
HS: ugh fine. Hyung... are you mad?
YG: DO I LOOK LIKE I'M FINE RIGHT NOW YOU 2 LITTLE BRATS??????
NJ+HS: ahhhhhhhh
YG: TEN SECONDS FOR YOU TO RUN BEFORE I CATCH AND COOK YOU!!
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*1 hour later*
NJ: Hobi, you made this game, now i have to kneel here in the garden! *sobs*
HS: You asked me for the idea?!?!
NJ: ugh fine *cries*
*Yoongi walks out*
YG: play this game again?
NJ+HS: we'll die!
YG: GOOD! Hoseok, you can leave, Namjoon, stay in that position!!
HS: Thanks hyung, goodnight!
NJ: ah! Yoongi hyung... *cries*
YG: STOP WITH THAT STUPID SAD FACE! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I FELT WORRY?? I THOUGT YOU DIE OR SOME SHIT!!
NJ: *cries louder* i'm sorry, me and Hobie just wanna test you if you love me or not, oaoaoa
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YG: *softs but still pretend to mad * WHAT MAKE YOU THINK I DON'T LOVE YOU?
NJ: i'm sorry, i won't ever do it again. *achoo*
YG: *extremely soft now* Aish, i forgive you now get up and go inside!
NJ: *stands up but fell cuz his knees hurts*
YG: *max level of soft* aishhh, *carries him*
NJ: woa thanks hyung *tummy growls*
YG: and i'll make some warm food and drink too...!
NJ: hyung is the bestttt
YG: Don't ever scare me again!!
NJ: Yes Daddy!!
YG: *accidentally dropped Joonie*

a/n: ??? and Namjoon used voice changer, ??? used something to cover the head so it doesn't look like Hobi!

this is the longest chapter so far lol, i intended to turn it into SE but i guess i just couldn't :<