Namgi's Crumbles

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(lowercase only)
(18+ things)

*namjoon takes a walk in the park near his house around 7pm*
nj: why do i feel like someone is following me?
*keep walking*
nj: this is really bad, i can feel that person get closer...
*walks slower*
nj: hey, why are you following me? *not turning his head to the back yet*
....
nj: i ask you, you behind me, answer!
...
people around him: *whispers* is that tall guy crazy, talking to himself?
nj: *finally turns his head over* i talk to y-
nj:...
nj: ah shiet no one's here, this is embarrassing..
nj: *keep on walking*
nj: *suddenly turns his head*
!!
nj: haha gotchu! who are you??
...
nj: are you deaf? i ask who are you???
... *suddenly move closer in a harsh way*
nj: ey yo, excuse me what are you doing? *moving his arms and legs like he does martial arts*
....
nj: *in his mind* is this guy know this is fake martial art? he doesn't scare at all, wtf?
nj: ey! i talk to you!!
*push namjoon*
nj: ah help! this guy is trying to harass me! help!!
...
nj: *kicks that guy straight in the spot* STOP!
ah fuck it hurts!
nj: eh? yoongi hyung?
yg: why are you kicking me in the ass like that?
nj: and may i ask why are you stalking me??
yg: it's for you to learn more about self defense!
nj; now you know i can defend myself!!
yg: you brat, it hurts like crazy!!
nj: that's what you pay for scaring me out of shit!
yg: now it's time for punishment..
nj: what?
yg: *carries namjoon straight home*
nj: yo hyung put me down. don't tell me... we'll do that thing again.....
yg: you have used your 148iq correctly!!
nj: ah shiet come on hyung!!
*at home, yoongi's bedroom*
yg; make it feel better! *points down*
nj: fine!
*the rest of that night:*
ahh... stop... daddy... please... no... ah~~~
babe i'm coming... ah... phew...

namjoon couldn't move his lower body for a whole week :))
i treat you guys so nice hahahahah :>