Namgi's Crumbles

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NJ:
YG:
NJ:
YG:
NJ:
YG: wHaT? why do you keep staring at me and say nothing??
NJ: it's embarrassing :<
YG: but what is it?
NJ: i..
YG: you...
NJ: i.....
YG: you what? hurry!!
NJ: i'm constipating
YG:
NJ:
YG:
NJ: seeee? it's embarrassing!
YG: hahahahahah my fvcking god
NJ: i'm not talking to you anymore
YG: ay ay ay, don't be mad, i just couldn't hold my laugh..
NJ: fine..
YG: you want me to solve it?
NJ: mhmm!
YG: there are 2 ways!
NJ: say the easiest one
YG: kiss me a hundred times!
NJ: eye—
YG: then else it's not gonna be solved
NJ: but why kissing helppppp?
YG: just close your eyes and kiss me goshh!
NJ: but only once!
YG: fine with me!
*they kissed*
NJ: ugh hyung, what did you give me? Eww, i swallowed it..
YG: don't worry, it's help you!
NJ: ugh it's disgusting
YG: now, the second method
NJ: go 'head
YG: go eat lots of veggies and drink water!!!!
NJ: ugh ewwwwwww
YG: do you want to solve your problem?
NJ: :< fine
*30 minutes of struggle passed*
YG: where are youuuu?
NJ: in the restroom
YG: how is it now?
NJ: all better, thanks
YG: good good~
NJ: but seriously though, what did you give to me when you kissed?
YG: the label said "Need help on poopoo? We're here to help you! Constipation helping pills!"
NJ: .....
YG:
NJ:
YG: WhAt?
NJ: do you have to say the whole thing out?
YG: so you can trust it!!
NJ: alright alright, thanks again!
YG: no probs, anything for you babe~
*2 days later*
YG: Namjoon!!!!!!!
NJ: what?
YG: help me, it's my turn
NJ: i dumped the pills already
YG: ah fvck!
NJ: sorry, solve it yourself, baiiii!
YG: you little brat!!