So yeah we fucked like bunnies…. Anyway it was getting close to my sons championship game and wouldn’t you know it. Something comes along and fucks up my shit! Since we were done with our record, there were some guys that wanted to meet us for a business deal; and of course, when would they want to meet? An hour before my son’s game. God dammit! I told my wife I would make it quick (But I’m not quick, ladies… *wink*) I told her I would do the meeting and be at the field before the game started. Do you think it really went the way I planned? Of course not. What kind of story do you think this is? Have you not been listening? If you knew it would go wrong then that rant was obviously not for you was it! SHIT!
Back to the story, well actually its true so back to my TRUE fucking story that’s currently happening! Well this happened bac- NEVER MIND! STORY! So I went to the meeting they wanted to meet in the studio. I spent most of my time bouncing my knee, looking at the clock and thinking yeah yeah whatever shut the fuck up I gotta go! My sons game had started and I was still there! I couldn’t be rude, this business deal would put us back on the market I couldn’t let it slip through my sexy fingers. So I waited it out. My son was half way through the game when I thought we were about to leave, but then: We’d like to hear a bit of your music played live. I should’ve have choked that motherfucker for saying that. I should have respectfully declined and made it to my son’s game but did I? No.
So now I'm performing and of course I’d get that rush I always get that makes me not wanna stop. You ever get that way? I do.(ladies) So next thing I knew I’m going through the whole record and time passed in a flash. I looked at the clock it was 12:43. Yep they’re already home and I’m here. I looked at my phone no phone calls. Shit, I’m in trouble now. The men told us we had something good. I shook their hands and we said our goodbyes. I sat down in my chair. I was tired as hell.
“You look rough.” Mike said patting my shoulder.
“You don’t look to fuckin pretty yourself.”
“Whoa what’s your deal?” He questioned.
“Sorry, I just.. I missed my son’s championship game to be here.” He scrunched his face as if taking pity for me. “Eh it’s over and done with now. I’m just gonna rest here a bit. Don’t worry I’ll close up shop."
“Alright bro. Take it easy.”
“Yeah you too.” He left.
I closed my eyes a bit. I didn’t know what was going on, I’ve never felt so drained after a performance; (Ladies) especially one that small. (No pun intended there) I closed my eyes and within seconds I was asleep.
I woke in the same hallway as before. The purple vines were back on the black door, but the door was all warped and crooked. It was open slightly, but I couldn’t see in. I step to it and went to open it but as I reached out it opened. I jumped back a bit. What if it was me, like the evil me? It wasn’t, it was Neferfuckit its to long.
“Billie!” She looked surprised to see me. She had the familiar features from when I was young. Long purple wavy hair, with dark purple eyes. She had a top hat in hand.
“Where the hell have you been?”
“Billie I’m a mermaid. I had to go soak in water for awhile. I was getting too dehydrated.”
“Oh well your little lover boy tried to get me. Thank god he was stopped by the glass.” She gulped.
“You haven’t seen him have you?” She asked nervously. I scanned her face then walked to the door. I looked in the room to see all the similar furniture, only everything was covered in broken glass. “Oh no.” I heard her say.
“What?” I turned to her.
“If you’re here and he’s not, then… Billie you have to wake up!”
“How? What’s going on?”
“Just do it!” She yelled I panicked and walked to where I always come into these dreams. I turned to her.
“Wait what am I suppose to do when I wake up?”
“I don’t know just… BILLIE LOOK OUT!”
And that folks was the last thing I heard. Yep something quickly shoved me in this her dark room and I fell to the floor as the doors locked. Son of a bitch. Here I am now, alone. Motherfucker. I bet your bottom dollar it was that monster. Shit, I can only imagine what he’s doing now. It makes me wonder if he can actually control my body. I shouldn’t have turned my back. Hell I shouldn’t have fell asleep. I shouldn’t have stayed to rehearse for those small minded idiots. They don’t actually pay attention to the lyrics, they’re just looking for something that would make them money. They were using me for money just as I was using them for my own greediness. Don’t get Greedy! I should have went to my sons games. Arrange time to spend with my family and filled my spare time with work, not the other way around. This is the shit she was talking about before, and I listened at first, but I thought I was in the clear. I was forgetting the most important things to me. Dammit!
“Ok I’ve learned my lesson now!” I yelled. I listened but heard nothing. Just my own echo.
-sorry it's short. From here own it's still going to be Billie's POV just he's not talking to you anymore.
"And why the fuck not?"
Because I said so and this is my story!
"Fuck you it's my story!"
No your just the main character. I made this story up! This is my FF! Your just a roaster illusion.
*sobs* "I'm not real?" *sniffles*
Aww.. No No your a real person just... you dont act this way and none of this really happened.
"Ooooooh... I'm still fucking awesome!"
yea..... well I hope this took up some space :) let me know what you think of the story! Comment!
"And you better fuckin vote!"
Yeah what he said but only if you want too..
"Did I say it or is it really you pretending to be me, or is it me pretending to be you but your really me?"
What?
"Inception..."
Thats not even what that word means.
"Misconception..."
I dont know were your going with this...
"Wrong direction.."
Stop it! or i'll kick you out of the story!
"abjection.."
Are you finding this pleasurable
"Big erection..."
Ok we get it! Jezz anyway do what you do fans I hope you enjoy! ; )
"masterbation... ; )"
Do you really have to have the last word?
"Finalization..."
Errrrrrrr
"Frustration???"
: /
XD
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Neferapophis
FanfictionRead as Billie tells you his story of his encounter with a mermaid that changed his life in ways. Some good, some bad.
