Web of Fate

Inception

  As I walked into the my lab, I sat and admire my work. I turned an abandoned clocktower into my home/lab. Looking around, I heard indistinct radio chatter. I suited up with my black suit with purple webbing, and it has a hood that is clipped to the mask and the mask has a fingerprint scanner to take it off. One of the windows in the clock has a lever to open it, I usually leave from there. Falling from the tower, I decided to have an inner monologue. "My name is Junuh Wessel, I am Spider-Man, but you know that, so I'm going to skip the rest" I thought to myself.

  "Heads down we have a shooter!" One of the police officers yelled. I swung in and looked around for any signs of weakness. Suddenly a loud bang and somehow things went slow. Thinking quickly, I look for the bullet and shoot webs at it to slow it down. "That shooter has got to go." I thought to myself. Gracefully scaling the building, I find the shooter and web him down and disassemble his weapon. While swinging back to the tower, my sense flares up. I wondered for a second what it could be. About a minute later the sense flares up again and out of nowhere, I get hit by something. "Jesus Christ, can't you fucking swing?" Said a weird spider lady. "Do you speak English?" She said. She then starts speaking different languages that I don't even understand. I signal her hand signs and hint that I cant speak. When I spent 2 years in japan as a child, I took jujitsu. One of the jerky student boys that were more skilled than I beat me down. When I arose from the hospital, I could no longer speak. That was 5 years ago, and now I'm 17 and been Spider-Man for 2 years. "Oh, you can't speak. How do you order coffee?" She asked. I sighed and started swinging towards my clocktower. On the way the weird girl was following me. "Where ya going mutie?" She yelled. "This girl is kinda annoying." I thought to myself. About that time her web fluid went out and she went falling. I swung down and caught her. "I thought you knew how to swing." I smirked. "I thought you couldn't talk." She replied back.
 
  "I can't talk actually." I told her. "But you're talking right now." She said with a bit of annoyance. I lifted up my mask to the mouth and said, "No I'm not. I am sending waves to you brain so your can hear my thoughts. But only the ones I want you to." I pulled my mask back down. "That doesn't make any sense, no normal peron could do that." She rambled. "We're not normal people, are we?" I corrected. "You need web fluid, I'll see if I have anything." I told her. "Don't you have spares and reserves?" She asked. "No, my body produces natural web fluid, my web shooters are to regulate and specify the fluid. Without the web shooter it would shoot out crazy. So basically it makes me have control." I explained. I got the supplies and walked over to her. "Your fluid is still half way full, your shooter malfunctioned." I told her. "Oh, that makes sense, its happened before." I kneel down and start to tinker on it. "Wait not th-" she exclaimed. As soon as she said it the web shooter explodes we fluid all over my face. "Interesting." I sighed. "How the turn tables." The weird girl said with a chuckle. "Very funny wade girl." I taunted. "Yo uncle Wade is deadpool here too?" She asked. "Uncle? You're related to that wack job?" I questioned. "Not exactly. He is a father figure back in my universe." She explained. "No wonder hearing you talk makes me want to kill myself." I joked. "I'm not all like Wade, that asshole got his own movie." She said angrily. "What?" I asked. "What?" She responded.

  "So why is your web colour turquoise?" I asked. "Its actually not, to us spider people it is. But to normal people it isn't. During the day it's purple, during the night it's turquoise." She explained. "Interesting, my webs are black." I explained. "Wow I wish I had that colour web." She said in astonishment. "They're just black, no special abilities." I told her "Oh." She replied. "Fixed, you shouldn't have anymore problems with your web shooters." I explained. "Killer dude, thanks." "Any time." I replied. "We've got a man terrorizing the city with.. Ice?" Said an officer on dispatch. "Lets go, we need to stop him." I told Wade girl. "Yo, I wonder if he's got cookies and creme." She said. "Ice as in just ice, not ice cream." I told her. "He could, like damn dude."  She snarled.