Obey Me X Reader Oneshots

Mammon x Reader

"Mammooon!" I groaned, leaning past the arm of the couch I was sitting on. I stretched my arms out holding my DDD, "I'm boooored."

"Yeah? What do you think I can do about that?" He didn't look up from his own DDD, instead shifting further down in the armchair he was lounging in. He sat across it, legs falling over the side; despite the fact that the chair could extend. He didn't seem to care much, though.

It was quiet in the House of Lamentation that night. All the brothers were out and about doing something or another, save for the twins. But they were spending time together and if I was being completely honest with myself, I didn't mind the alone time with Mammon; no matter how bored I may be. I thought for a bit, lifting my head back up and moving my body down to lay my head on the pillow that had previously supported my back. I started brainstorming ideas on how to fill our time.

"We could try to prank Lucifer? No, there's no point. He's not even here." I continue mumbling, "We could bake cookies? Nah, Beel will eat 'em all before we even get the chance to try 'em..." Just then an idea struck me. "Hey, Mammon!" He responded with a slight hum and looked up from his DDD. "You wanna watch a show from the human world with me?"

Mammon chuckled, "Why would I, The Great Mammon, wanna watch a dumb human show?"

"Oh come on! It's not like we have anything else to do! 'Sides, I've wanted to watch this one for a while; I could just never get myself to watch it alone." Mammon just shrugged so I continued, "It's called American Horror Story and it's a classic back home! One of my best friend's favorite shows."

Mammon sat up, "Horror? No way. 'Sides, if it's your friend's favorite show why not watch it with them?" I took a second to let Mammon process what he just said, and when he realized his suggestion was impossible he groaned.

"Come on! Pleeeasee?" I tried my best puppy dog eyes and he averted his gaze.

"F-Fine!" He mumbled, "But you owe me!" I laughed in accomplishment and agreed to his terms, starting to pull up the show on the common room TV. Very quickly Mammon went pale, "H-hey, human!" He paused for a second, his eyes landing on the comforter I had wrapped around me, "Stop hogging the blanket! I-I'm cold!" My eyes lit up. I'd be lying if I said this wasn't my goal from the beginning. I was aware of Mammon's inability to handle scary things, as well as my own. Sheepishly I muttered, "Y'know, there's room here for two..."

Mammon's face flushed, "A-as if I'd ever cuddle up to a mere huma- Aaaa!" He jumped as a small jumpscare occurred on screen, and his scream scared me. Before I knew it he was under the blanket with me, albeit on the opposite side of the couch. We're getting somewhere, now. I couldn't feel too proud of myself as I heard a scream from the television and was reminded why I could never watch this show by myself. I glanced over at Mammon and he looked even worse for wear than I was, but he was also closer to me. I shifted myself onto my other leg and scooted closer to him, pulling my legs up from off the floor. Mammon noticed and tried to tease me, but it was difficult seeing as he was terrified himself. "W-what're you, s-scared?"

"You're not doing much better" I mumble.

"Pfft, a-as if a simple human show could ever scare me." Despite this, he scooted closer. We were almost touching, and now my heart was beating for two reasons instead of one. Soon the scene ended and the show gave us a while of relaxation if you can even call it that. Even if the show had tried to be relaxing, there's no way I'd ever be able to. I looked over at Mammon but he was staring at the screen so I couldn't get a good read on his face. Soon enough there was another scary scene, this time more gore than anything. Reflexively, I hid my face in Mammon's shoulder. I felt him tense up, but he didn't move away. I chuckled and muttered how I wasn't that great with gore. Quietly he asked, "Why'd you suggest this then?" I stiffened up. I couldn't tell him my goal was to cuddle. That's stupid and weird. So I blurted out the first thing I thought of.