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oceanflowershipping - THE GRAND FINALE

Meanwhile at MELEMELE ISLAND

Moon and Lillie were walking. Moon's Dusk Lycanroc named Crackers was there too. "im so happy that we solved the war!" Lillie said. Dog go bark.

"i wont let them hurt you again, lil" Moob said.

"but gloria only bumped into me-"

"still- you're a very important person and i love you so much." Moon hold Lillie's hand.

Lillie flushed. Doggo go bark.

"t-thank you moon :D"

"no prob. at least we have pea-"

AI AI AI IM YOUR LITTLE BUTTER-

Moon picked up her phone. Crackers go OwO.

"alola moon! your friend dawn is getting married and we're baking the cake!!!!! we could use your help!!!!" it was hau!

The dog ran in circles. Lillie and Moon were excite. CAAAAAKE.

"congratulations for dawnb!" the Lillie said.

"come on lets go!"

Moon, Lillie and Crackers walked away from the forest. But suddenly...

EVIL MARCO COSMOS WORKERS APPEARED!! What are they doing in Alola??!?!?!!

"we are marco cosmos and lusamine told us we are gonna ruin your date"

"oh no you dont!" Moon yelled.

And then they fight! Moon won but while she wasn't looking, a worker picked up Lillie and ran!

"LILLIE NO-" Moom was angy and sad. Doggo was angy and sad. He AWOOOOOO

meanwhile at HAUS MALASADA EMPORIUM

Moon BUSTED the door open (rip door)

"oh hi moon!! :D" Hau said. Gladion was in a corner being edgy as usual.

"HAU WE HAVE A SITUATION! LILLIE GOT KIDNAPPED-"

"not again!!" hau yelled. Gladion stand up and punched a hole in a wall.

"They WHAT." he hissed.

Then all the TVs in the emporium blacked out! Then LUSAMINE APPEARED IN THE SCREEN!!

"if your name is moon I have lillie right here!" lusamine evilly laughed. Then the TVs turned off.

"LASAGNA??!!!" The entire squad screamed.

"we need to go to aether paradise!" Moon said.

"I'll get the boat." said the french fry.

A mysterious person drinking tea see them. "Interesting." Said the mysterious person.

Meanwhile at AETHER PARADISE

Moon flew in on Lunala and shot moon lasers everywhere!

"AAAAAAAA" yelled the evil employes.

Hau went PCHOOOO with Raichu and Gladion threw a grunt at another grunt causing grunts to fall!!!

"where is lillie??" Moon said.

Suddenly the elevator was lowering! Everyone prepare to fight but the door opened and.. Lillie was fine! Lusamine was on the floor.

"i learned karate skills from kukui and used it on lusamine!! :D" Lillie cheered.

"LILLIE!" Everyone yelled. Lillie ran from elevator and hugged Moon.

"im so glad you're ok!" moon said giving a smooch to Lillie's cheek (lesbeans!)

Lusamine rises. "ITS NOT OVER YET!"

"gasp." said the alola squad and lunala

"You fools. You absolute buffoons. I even have the power to give my dialogue proper grammar. Once this big laser above me finishes recharging, I will revive all the villains of the world! THERE IS NOTHING STOPPING ME FROM ACHIEVING BEAU-"

"how about you shut up"

and then lasagna was BONKED by a dart. Lusamina fainted.

"colress machine: convietient dart!"

It was Colress!!

"wow its colress! :0" the Hau said.

"I was about to deck her anyways.." Gladion sighed.

"hey colgate! you helped us!" Moob said

"now its time to deactivate this machine. beep boop."

Machine dies.

"i guess she goes back to aether prison again!" hau said. His Raichu poked Lusamine.

"that means we can finally work on the cake!"

"wooooo!"

THE WEDDING - Two days later

A beautiful cake made out of malasadas was sitting on da table. There was music and talking and Victor crying on the floor because it was so beautiful while Bede was patting his back. Bunnie hop around. Morpeko is hungy. Everyone is hanging out. Barry go THUD.

Lillie was in a pretty dress and sitting in a bench by herself. Moon sit next to her with ice cream.

"nice party?"

"yea."

Then they see fireworks in the sky. The fireworks were very pretty. Everyone was watching with big OwO eyes. Lillie looked at Moon. Then Moon looked at Lillie back.

Then they embraced and kissed.

the end

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[Nacrene Library, Unova]

"So! What do you think about my fic? Can it be in the library?"

A young girl was behind the counter and was staring at Lenora with the brightest eyes. As if what she wrote was an absolute masterpiece and it needed to be shared with the word. Lenora was reading it with an arched eyebrow. Even the Watchhog next to her was confused.

"Oh my.. it is certainly interesting." The gym leader spoke after reaching the end.  I'm sorry sweetheart, we don't take these sort of stories here." Lenora handed the papers back to the young girl, who looked dejected about the fact that her stories didn't quite make it in the library.

"Aw.. don't feel so down. Maybe.. if you worked on your writing skills I might accept them here! Just don't try to write about real people.. alright, sweetheart?" Lenora said.

The young girl took a second to think. Maybe I could improve my writing! Not writing about these guys is kinda hard but.. maybe I could try!

"Really Miss Lenora?"

"Really. And maybe I could look em over and give you some tips." She smiled.

"Wow- Thank you Miss Lenora! I-I'll try my best!" The writer cheered, running off to exit the library.