He Married a Numb Bitch.

Impokrita.

"Jas! Ano yung nabalitaan ko na ikakasal ka na?!" Alice shouted frantically.

"Shut up, Bitch." I said as I rub my temples. "Sumakit nanaman tuloy ng ulo ko dahil sa pagbanggit mo nyang kasal thingy na yan, bwisit."

"Are you getting an arrange marriage?!" She shouted, kaya naman agad kong tinakpan ang bibig nyang dinaig pa ang speaker.

"Shut up, stupid! Wala dapat makaalam. I'm not getting married yet, hindi ako papayag." Mariin kong bulong.

"Uso pa ba yun sa panahon ngayon? Duhh it's the 21st century already!" Maarte nyang sabi, with matching hand actions pa.

"Blame my parents." I said as I stood up and grabbed my bag.

"Where you going?" She asked.

"Mag iikot." Lumabas na ako ng coffee shop para huminga. Goddamnit. Naalala ko nanaman yung arrange marriage na yon. I'm getting married to a person that I don't know.

"Miss do you have this dress in black?" Tanong ko sa sales lady na ginagamitan ng nail file ang kuko nya, habang ngumunguya ng gum. It's a maxi mini dress, perfect for bar hopping.

"Wala." Pabalang nyang sagot. What the? Binaliwala ko nalang ang ka impokritahan nya at nagtanong uli.

"Anong colors ba ang available?"

"Kung ano nakikita mo dyan, yun na yon, Ma'am."

"Excuse me? Hindi ka ba tinuruan kung paano gumalang sa mga customers?" Tinaas ko sya ng kilay. Peste to ah!

"Hindi ka naman kasi mukhang kagalang galang." Ok that's it! Bitch mode is on!

"Aba punyeta ka ah!" Hinila ko ang buhok nya at pinagsasampal. "HINDI MO BA KO KILALA?!" sigaw ko sa kanya.

"Wala akong pakielam!!" Sigaw nya habang hirap na tinatanggal ang pagkakapit ko sa buhok nya.

"ANG KAPAL NG MUKHA MO, ANG PANGET MO NAMAN! AMOY PAA PA YANG HININGA MO! BWISIT!" Hinila-hila ko uli ang buhok nya. Sino ba sa tingin nya ang sarili nya?! I could buy her if I want to! Pero hindi ako bumibili ng mga bagay na muhang bulok na, sayang lang sa pera. Never pa akong nasabihan ng ganyan, sya ang nanguna. Kaya ngayon ipapatikim ko sa kanya ang consequences ng pambabastos nya saakin.

"JAS!" Pilit nyang tinanggal nya ang pakakahawak ko sa panget na babae. "Jas! Bitaw na!" Tuluyan ko nang nabitawan ang buhok ng babae na amoy paa ang hininga.

"ANO BA?! WAG KA NGANG MANGIELAM!" Sigaw ko sa lalaking hindi ko naman kilala pero kilala ako.

"Halika na, Jas. Andami nang tao. Nakakahiya na, nag iskandalo ka pa dito." Umalis kami doon at nagtungo sa parking lot.

"Who are you?" Matalim ko syang tinignan.

He smiled. "Nico. Niccolo Wade Samaniego."

"Uuwi na ko." Lumakad na ako papaalis nang naalala ko na tinulungan nga pala nya ako. "Thank you, Nico." I said without facing him, before walking away.

"Wow. Haba ng hair!" Alice said matapos kong ikwento sa kanya ang nangyari.

"Gaga. Who ever he is, ayoko na syang makita uli."

"Huh? Why is that?" She flipped her hair as she said that.

"Masama ang pakiramdam ko sa kanya."

"Did you even thank him?" She asked raising her brows.

"Ofcourse, I did. I have manners ya' know." But come to think of it dapat hindi ako nag thank you sa kanya eh, I can handle that bitch myself.

"Pogi ba?" Alice asked.

"No comment." I answered.

"I'm really curious about who he is, what's his name para ma search ko sa facebook." She giggled.

"Tss, impokrita. I think his name is Nico, can't remember his full name tho." His name is too long for me to even remember, and I won't bother to.

"I'm sooo curious!!"

Little did she know that I regret meeting that guy on that day.

"Ano ba?! Wag ka nga mangielam! This is my life, you have no rights to meddle with my business!" Sigaw ko sa kanya

"Jas, alam ko naman na ayaw mo sakin since day one. But can you atleast accept me as a friend? Asawa mo ko I have the right to stop you from flirting with guys! Tignan mo ang sarili mo, you look so broke and lost." I can see that he's looking at me with pity and sadness, the last thing I need right now.

"Shut up. You're nothing to me." I saw hurt flashed through his eyes but quickly replaced by anger.

"You don't mean that." He gritted his teeth.

"What if I do?" Pang aasar ko sa kanya.

"I'll make you fall, fall so hard na hindi ka na makakabangon."

"As-as if!" I shouted before walking out.