A Deathly Harem

Prologue

"Reappperrrr!!! Spend more time with me!" Geno whined, "Don't listen to that needy fuck," Error hissed at Geno, "WHO ARE YOU CALLING A NEEDY FUCK? YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE REAPER HANGS OUT WITH ME THE MOST!" Geno huffed, "Doesn't seem like it..." Error said as his glare came over close to me, but directed at Fatal Error who was snuggling against my arm.

"...What?" He questioned, "Don't 'wHaT' us! GET OFF OF HIM!" Geno yelled in a mocking tone, "Yeah, you don't own him, hoe," Error hissed.

Fatal shot a bone close to Error throat, "Take that back bitch!" Fatal growled, "Bitch?!" Error said in disbelief as Geno laughed, "You have no room to laugh Geno!" Fatal told Geno, "CAN I NOT ENJOY MYSELF FOR ONE SECOND?!" Geno yelled, pissed now.

They were like growling and barking dogs at each other, and for what?!

ME?!

How did I get here? All I did was be an idiot and now all three love me?! And want me for themselves?!

At least I got them to somewhat tolerate each other, but only for a few seconds before there at each other's throats, and I'M the one who has to break them apart!

Every day is so stressful since they keep fighting for more time and affection with me. To be honest I just wanted to be friends with all of them!

"Reaper! Are you just gonna let me get insulted by these JEALOUS WANNABES?!?" Geno yelled, "Wha- YOU'RE THE WANNABE! It's clear he doesn't give a shit about you Geno! He really doesn't care about any of you, since you both kept pushing him away, while I accepted him!" Error scoffed with a cocky smile

"Yeahhh AFTER you pushed him away," Fatal Error said as Error puffed his cheeks out and huffed, blushing a yellow color. Fatal grabbed a pillow and threw it at Error face, "Wh- WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!" Error yelled, "Quit pouting like a baby!" Fatal demanded. Error grabbed the pillow and threw it back on Fatal face, me, moving out of the way a little

"Ugh! Rude!" Fatal huffed, "Says the person who called Error a bitch! You dick!" Geno yelled at him as Fatal looked appalled, "This isn't your fight! Weakling!!" Error yelled at Geno, "Hey! I just stood up for you jackass!!" Geno hissed, "I didn't ask for it!" Error argued, "Your all a bunch of crying babies," Fatal said.

I rolled my eyes as my stomach turned, making me uncomfortable. Fatal Error grip on my arm got tighter and needier as the snuggled closer to me.

"Hey! QUIT HUGGING ALL UP ON MY SKELETON!" Geno yelled as he stomped over to Fatal, "Try pulling me away! I DARE YOU!!" Fatal hissed as he held my arm with full strength.

Geno tried pulling Fatal away, Error joining in, trying to get Fatal off so they could take his spot, "Get off of him! You don't own him!!" Error hissed, "No! Take his other arm!!" Fatal told them, "I'm not sharing with any of you!!" Geno huffed.

Fatal grip started to slip and soon he couldn't hold on anymore. The three of them fell back on the floor as I stood up, "I...need to get back to work...please don't burn my house down trying to kill each other," I told them.

They all looked at me as I headed for the door, suddenly I got pushed to the ground, all three of them on me, "Please don't go!" Geno begged, sitting on my stomach, "I wanna come with you!" Error whined, sitting on my leg, "Let me hold you a bit longer," Fatal whimper, sitting on my other leg

I blushed, but with a disturbed look on my face...now they don't wanna fight...I swear-

"I need to work, I don't have enough time to stay for long," I told them. "PLLLLEEEAAAASSSSEEEE!!!" They all begged in unison

...I swear to Asgore-

I sat up a little, "I'll be back later tonight, so please let me go, you all can think of something sweet to do for me when I come back, then I'll reward you all," I told them. There eyes and faces lit up as they got off of me and sat on the floor

"Okayyyyyy!!!~" they all hummed. I stood up and patted them all on the head as they giggled, I told them goodbye and left the house.

I hope they don't burn it down...

You might wonder how the hell I got all three to fall in love with me. They usually flatter me when I ask. They say I'm charming, sweet, funny, kind, silly, and entertaining. They call me cute, adorable, handsome, and sexy, they call my voice soothing, god-like, soft, and warm, they call my touches comforting, tingly, and pleasurable...

They've all fallen hard for me and would do anything to have me to themselves... Sure, I accidentally got stuck with them for a short period of time, but I seriously don't know how I did it

Now it's my job they don't kill each other, and don't drive me insane since I can't choose one. If I do, they'll probably be hunted down and murdered...and I'd be kidnapped-

I'm just trying not to lose my sanity from them fighting and yelling at each other, and smothering me by hugging and kissing all over me.

Sure! Seems like a harem, but I didn't ask to be the center of attention-

Not on purpose anyway!

IT WAS JUST BE BEING STUPID TO LIGHTEN THE MOOD!

I didn't think they'd take me seriously when I said, "There's plenty of me for you three to share!"...

Damn it past me...now you have three skeleton boyfriends-

I know a few others who know since I asked them what to do. Ink said to pick Error, since he doesn't want to deal with Error shit, destroying the AUs and stuff, Dream said to pick Fatal Error since he thinks that he needs some compassion in his life, Blue said Geno because he was the first person I met that loves me...

I just-

I couldn't pick one, so I picked them all on accident. I was just going to let the question linger in the air, till they stopped asking me and hopefully find someone better, but my dumbass decided to make a joke-

So here I am-

...

Maybe I should start from the beginning, of the different times I was with the three of them and go up to now...then maybe it'll make sense to you.

Since I have a while before I see them, I'll start with Geno and continued the story to now...

So, it all started with a tug on my soul...