A Deathly Harem

Chapter 11 - Present Time

And that's how I got stuck with three skeletons fawning over me...

Don't get me wrong, they're all wonderful in their own way, I just wish they'd work together instead of for themselves to get me to fall for them. I kinda have feelings for them all but it's hard when they're all being brats towards each other.

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With a slash of Reaper's scythe, he finishes his quota of people to reap and starts to head home, back to his three boyfriends. It seemed to already be dark and the stars were out, he wondered if the house was on fire.

He approached the doorstep of his house and prepared himself to open it. He grabbed the doorknob and quietly opened the door to see if he heard any fighting. There was small bickering which was okay...-ish. He opened the door in which Geno, Fatal, and Error noticed and quickly stopped conversing with each other.

"I'm home!" Reaper announced.

The three smaller skeletons then started rushing towards the door in maid costume?

Oh right...he did start that. It was just a funny harem gag that they took seriously.

~FLASHBACK~

After they all agreed to share Reaper, Reaper introduced them to his house. "Alright, Reaper! Since we're going to be staying with you, and this is your house would you have rules?" Fatal asked.

Reaper, in his dirty thought, made the mistake of telling them his "rules"

"Uhh- alright. You'll have to clean, cook, and make meals for us!... And also wear maid dresses while doing all of this" he smirked as he blushed at the thought of it.

Of course, he was still joking. He should really stop joking.

After telling them that and Geno requesting him buy ingredients for dinner, when he came back they were all in maid dresses. Error and Fatal seemed to be uncomfortable with how short they were. Reaper was in love with it.

"Do we have to wear these?" Error asked, "Yes! Yes! They look amazing!" Reaper gushed, face a dark blue in a crazed state as his nose bled. From how Reaper was acting, being close and seductive towards them, they started to take this role seriously. From calling him "Master" acting like cleaning maids from time to time.

~END OF FLASHBACK~

Now that they argue, seems the maid costume spark died out...

"Welcome back, Master Reaper!" They all said in unison before trying to push each other away. "I cleaned up the house again!" Geno beamed before being pushed away by Error. "Hey!!" Geno whines. "I cooked you dinner! You must have had a long day!" He smiled before his scarf was tugged by Fatal as he grumbled. "I went shopping for you! I even bought you another soft blanket we can cuddle in!" Fatal smiled and Error and Geno were pulling him away, starting a fight.

Reaper sighed weakly as he pulled them away from each other, using his black wings to separate them. "Please, no fighting..." He asked. "Okay, Master!" They all smiled at his word.

It was like his word was law, that is when he was there. When he wasn't it was like the purge.

"Good...-" he pulled his wings back as they all stood in a line in front of him. He starts petting their heads, one by one, giving them kisses on their cheekbones. "You know...you don't have to wear the maid outfits-" Reaper reminded them...again.

"We know!" Geno smiled. "-You seem to like it when we wear it!" Fatal added, "-So we kept wearing them for you Master," Error finished

Reaper blushed a little with a smile that they at least constructed a sentence together. "I like it when you're in your regular clothes... it's alright," he told him. He backed up a bit. "Anywho, I'm gonna take a shower. I'm covered in blood and dust and I don't want to make the house dirty and ruin all of your hard work!" he chuckled.

They nodded. They appreciated how he noticed all their work. "Alright!" They smiled as Reaper started to head upstairs. "Be good!" He announced as he went into their room to grab some spare clothes.

As the door closed, they all glared at each other. "Geno, stop being so proud of cleaning- you do it all the time you unoriginal bitch! Anyone can clean!" Error huffed, "Oh yeah? Well, your cooking sucks! It's ass dry and plain! Hah! I'm unoriginal? How many times are you gonna cook the same thing over and over!" Geno huffed.

"Ha! Then you can just not eat my food!" Error threatened to punch Geno, raising his fist. "Psh- you're both unoriginal," Fatal chuckled, instigating. "Like your any different! Like buying him something is so impressive!" Error huffed. "Yeah! What- you bought him another blanket? So what-" Geno rose a brow.

"Ugh! You're just jealous that I was actually thinking of him!" Fatal huffed. Error then slapped Fatal. He was in shock before punching Error. They then broke out into a fight. They accidentally elbowed Geno as he joined in the fight, trying to choke them, as they struggled together.

The door to Reaper's bedroom opened and they stopped momentarily. They heard his footsteps head to the bathroom. The bathroom door opened and seconds later closed. They all pushed each other off themselves, huffing as they crossed their arms and decided to focus on something else for the time being.