Not another freaking vampire story.

Chapter 1

Keegan walked down the gravel path of her new house. She looked around the dreary surroundings that she now had to live in. What could possibly happen in this boring old dump? It’s not like this place is infested by vampires. Just then her dad dropped dead. “Whoa!” she said as she looked at the giant bite mark in his neck ”Must have been the Canadians.” He remarked as she looked in wonder at the dead body in front of her. “By the way that was a stupid vampire sucks reference.” Her dad woke up “Hello I’m not dead!” ”Oh.” ”Yeah it was just a bit of a faint spell.” “You’re a vampire.” “Yes.” “Yes?” “All the normal signs of a faint spell.” “You are dead.” “And that affects me how?” “You’re a blood sucking freak.” “You know your kind old dad wouldn’t do that!” Just as he finished saying that he that he tried to bite her face off. “What?! Did you just try bite my face off?” screamed Keegan “DIE!” She picked up the nearest object and dropped it on him. “Ha!” She shouted, “That’ll teach you!” Unfortunately the object she dropped on him was her car. And now their where brains all over the ground not to mention her car. “Damn! That’s gonna take a long time to clean.” Now you think ‘Is she even a little bit worried about her dad?’ No, not really… I mean he was an idiot, his name was Charles Darwin. He went around telling people about some silly ‘Theory of evolution’. It was really nothing important and it couldn’t change popular belief, huh? Well any way, your probably wondering two things right now. Number one-How did she pick a car? Two-What does she look like? Well the answer to number one… I honestly don’t know. Two-She wore sunglasses all the time and was a mix between a martini, a New Zealander and a ‘crazy mother brownie’ as she likes to put it. She had a Mohawk and a pony tail witch looked really werid.

She also had bright yellow eyes. Now that I’ve told you go away.