Oh no so mean!
Uh, fuck you!
Fuck you Hatchetfield!
And now I'm dying in Hatchetfield. [Could be worse, you could be dying in Clivesdale] Yeah. fuck Clivesdale! [Fuck 'em]
So I guess I'm the supervillain
Oh no, what am I going to do without that DOLLAR that I have to split with FIVE OTHER PEOPLE!
If we make it out of here alive, I would love to see a nice SILENT movie with you. And if we don't, kiss me?
Get back in here mister!
Whose idea was it to line an alleyway with shrubs?
Fucking timberwolves! We hated you guys! [We hated ourselves]
Um, blue shit?
Get off me, you're not Paul: you're one of them!
They're all getting orders from the mother ship!
Time to swoon at his leading man essence!
[I'm on vocal rest] What? [I'm on vocal rest] What? [I'm on-Oh got Emma now I have to go make a tea with honey!]
[Wanna hear the pitch?] We don't have time... [Fucking go for it]
That's not it
I didn't think about the implications!
UUGGHHH my fucking leg!
Why are you clapping?
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