Thomas and Friends AU one-shots

Clown Motel Meme

(Okay, I just heard this today, so this will probably be trash, and C! means Classic AU)

*Everyone is minding their own business in Tidmouth Sheds*

Deredere! Emily: I'm booooooooooooooored!!

Dandere! Gordon: Isn't their anything fun to do around here?

*C! Victor was sleeping on Tsundere! Victor, who was on his phone. Tsundere! Victor smirked and looked at C! Thomas, who had headphones on*

*Tsundere! Victor slowly moves C! Victor and teleported to him*

Tsundere! Victor: BOO!

*C! Thomas screams like a girl, everyone(including C! Victor) busts out laughing*

C! Thomas: You b*tch.

Tsundere! Victor: I got an idea, remember the 'Clown Motel' meme?

C! Thomas: Yeah....Oh! I get what you're going at

Tsundere! Victor: Ready?

C! Thomas: Yeah.

*They both go in the middle of the room, everyone gets confused, but some know what they're about to do*

(I skip all of the dialouge, forgive me!)

Tsundere! Victor: Listen, Fool! If you can't get us a f*cking room, I'm gonna give you a one-star review on yelp-b*tch.

C! Thomas: Oh my god, you're gonna give me sh*t pal either buy a room or get out. I thought this was the Clown motel, but a couple of clowns just walked through my door!

Tsundere! Victor: What the f*ck did you call me dawg? I'm about to go full mexican on your b*tch a**! 

(In English: You better give us a f*cking room, if not, if not imma take your eyes out dawg!)

C! Thomas: Someone tell me what he's saying! 

*Carlos and Victor are giggling a bit*

C! Thomas: What the f*ck is he saying?! Dude, I don't speak Taco Bell!

Everyone: *WHEEZE* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

C! Henry: I can't breathe! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Tsundere! Victor: (In English: Look Fool! Ima count to 3, if at 3 you don't give us a clean room dawg-!)

C! Thomas: What is this f*cking guy saying?!

C! Edward: We don't know!

C! Thomas: Can I get someone who speaks some f*cking english?! This is english land! WE SPEAK ENGLISH!!

*Everyone is laughing too hard, even C! Thomas and Tsundere! Victor*

Anime! Hiro: WHOO! That got me! I still can't breathe!!

Deredere! Emily: Was that supposed to makes us feel better?

C! Thomas: Yeah

C! Luke: Well it worked alright! Hahaha!

*Everyone calmed down after 4 minutes*

C! Victor: You two are lucky the Neko's aren't here

C! Percy: Oh nah nah nah nah nah. If I even hear one of those kids say what you two just said. I'm comin after you.

Tsundere! Victor: I know. 

*Everyone did some more memes to make everyone laugh and pass time*

C! Percy: Evil laugh contest!

*Tsundere! Thomas laughs, some shiver*

*Dandere! Percy shyly laughs*

Yandere! Yong Bao: Bruh

*Thomas.exe laughs, everyone gets ready to fight*

*C! Yong Bao laughs, everyone gets scared*

*C! Hiro laughs, everyone backs up, except C! Yong Bao*

*Yandere! Henry laughs, everyone looks at him in fear*

*C! Percy laughs, everyone grows scared. C! Gordon hides behind C! Henry*

C! Percy: Next!

C! Edward: Me

C! Gordon: How's this gonna go?

C! James: There's no way he can be scary!

*C! Edward laughs and everyone grows terrified. C! Carlos hugs C! Etienne in fear. C! Thomas grabs C! Percy's hand.*

*C! Edward jumpscares everyone as they scream and fall down, panting. C! Percy, Dandere! Percy and Dandere! Gordon begin to cry in fear*

C! Edward: Sorry. I didn't mean to go that far.

C! Thomas: What. The Frick. Just Happened?

C! Henry: I've never been so scared in my entire life!

Me: That's why you should never bully a quiet gentle person. They say the quiet and gentle ones are the scariest ones. So if you want C! Edward to do that again, leave him alone please?

C! Diesel: Don't need to tell us twice.