HankHank was walking down the sidewalk when he heard a small tap on the window next to him.
He looked to his right and there he was... the secksiest dog ever.
His eyes widened as if he had just fallen in love, and he did.
HankHank ran inside the pet store and grabbed the dog out of its pen before throwing money at the pet store owner and running out of the pet store.
"He's perfect." HankHank said and smiled at his new dog.
It had the head of a Connor and the body of a teacup Yorkie.
"My name is Connor." The dog spoke.
"How about we go to the dog park Connor?" HankHank suggested. Connor responded by spazzing our and barking.
"Oh, wait!" HankHank said and pulled a bow out of his asshole and put it on Connor.
"Also... I'm not digging this name..." HankHank started, "how about... ConCon! Perfect!" He exclaimed.
HankHank was now having the best day ever.
