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Finally, the Easter Bunny's rampage has come to an end.

What rampage?

Whu? Oh, oh..... it uh..... hasn't happened yet.

Oh...Well, I guess I have to avoid chocolate eggs from now on.

I stopped it, it's safe.

Chocolate eggs are safe?

Perfectly safe. 

Thank goodness. However...what was that bunny's problem anyway?

It became violent..............The Easter Bunny is immensely powerful, it is beyond human comprehension.

Really? I thought it was a gentle friendly spirit.

There is nothing friendly about the Easter Bunny.

Wait...hold up...Do you mean to tell me that this entity we call the 'Easter Bunny', could easily be among those Decepticons that ravaged humanity, inspiring myths of monsters before Evac and Crosswise sealed them away?

The Easter Bunny had unknowable power.

Speaking of unknowable things...I don't think I will ever understand how humans can picture near all powerful monstrosities as fluffy long-eared little furrballs that leave baskets of confectionery on your doorstep. Humans are weird.

They certainly are.

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