Oof Bitch

hi

Oof bitch hi,

I'm a person. Yes
That one awkward kid that somehow has friends and likes to play video games, hardcore weeb, artist, wannabe mangaka, crushes on fictional characters only (half truth).

But when you get to know me, I'm still awkward but waaaaay less than usual. When you first meet me I'm like the most awkward innocent looking person youve ever met, but when you are friends with me, I'm totally opposite.

I cuss alot, like. ALOT.

I make so many innapropriate jokes.

I may be a dumb bitch but I ain't fuckin stupid.

U call me short I kill u. (Unless I like u)

You can only call me short if your on fucking god level of friend. Like bitch.

You can call me a bitch or say fuck you to me, I will not get offended. Just know I'll say it back or something worse (but I dont mean it ofc)

I don't give a shit what you think I'm 100% going to talk about anime. Parents r strict? I don't give a fuck. (Ok maybe I do...)

Compliments? Pfft I dont take them. Sorry bitch.

Congrats you know 50% of me.

Now welcome friend.

(Holy shit I wrote this like an entire year agoand I'm dying of cringe )