I am stupid

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I will most likely text you at 3 am.
It will most likely be like this.

3:34 am.
Me: dude, you can literally get a dog and name it fucker.
Read 8:40am.

You: wtf is wrong with you.

I will also be your shitty wingman and will ship you so hard with ur crush. So like sign me up.

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