Participation

Author's Note:

Here is a Reddit Imagines with the prompt:

"Hypothetical question: If Greys and Private Practice merged...

Let's say that the Grey's world merged with the Private Practice world.

Who would be friends? Who would get together? Who would make medical dream teams? What would you want to see happen?

For me, I could see Teddy and Violet being friends. I also think Mer and Charlotte being friends (after Mer stopped hating her for being so... Charlotte). I think Yang would destroy Sam in the OR and we'd never see him back (maybe this is wishful thinking). Addison and Karev would get back to being a dream team and she'd take him under her wing to team him to be just as good as her, while Cooper would be insanely threatened by Karev and hate him."

This is not a very serious story.

Nor my regular crowd.

But I wanted to write Greys Anatomy/Private Practice/Station 19 for a while now and this seems to work LOL.

Yeah there's a lil' bit of Marina in here. For the fans. All for the stans...

bobbiejelly

Participation

I think seeing Naomi Bennett interacting with Carina DeLuca and also Addison Montgomery would be hilarious. Plus Marina.

Here is a Reddit Imagines. Caution, slight spoilers through GA, PP, S19. Slight femslash. Slight détours into the ridiculous.

Naomi: What's your philosophy?

Carina: Maximize female pleasure and orgasms to reduce pain management during the pregnancy. And you?

Naomi: I'm a fertility specialist who's pro-life.

Carina: Wow! That's so fascinating. Such a rare kind!

Naomi: You research female orgasms and you think I'm the strange one?

Carina: Why? Do you not see a lot of female orgasms?

Naomi: Is this a professional discussion still? You know I am married, right?

Carina: I have a girlfriend. She's a hot blonde firefighter. I'm not hitting on you I meant for your patients to help them conceive children.

Naomi: I don't usually induce that sort of thing In my-

Carina: NOT YOU. THE PATIENT'S PARTNERS DO IT. Or they do it themselves! You know about that. Right?

Naomi: Yeah I do. Actually it was Addison who didn't know about that. And then I told her to use her shower head...

Carina: Isn't Doctor Montgomery an OB-GYN? She has a degree in vaginas and she didn't know how to-

Naomi: Shes not a sexologist. That's Charlotte. Addison's-

Carina: She's your best friend right?

Naomi: Yeah.

Carina: She seems really nice.

Naomi: She is. Oh wait here she is!

Addison: Hey, what are we talking about?

Carina: Masturbation.

Naomi: We weren't-

Carina: We were!

Addison: Wait were you two just-

Carina: No. I have a girlfriend. She's a firefighter. We were talking professionally. About orgasms.

Addison: Umm, you know I'm married also, right?

Carina: I wasn't propositioning either of you. I just study female orgasms. In an MRI machine. You can participate in that if you want though...

Naomi: Umm.

Addison: I'll participate if you will Nai.

Naomi: Wait like, together!? Addison we're both MARRIED. To different men!

Addison: I meant each, separately, as individuals...

Carina: How does four and five O'Clock sound?

Naomi: Wait but who goes first?

Addison: You can go first you were here first.

Carina: It doesn't matter to me...

Naomi: Stop looking at me like you want to smirk and tell on me to Sam about this. You've already fucked your husband's best friend and your best friend's husband you don't need to-

Addison: He was your ex-husband at the time. And plus? I have Jake now!

Carina: See! We're all happy. And we're going to have orgasms!

Naomi: Wait what? You too?

Addison: Wait are you like, participating in the study like, with each of us!?

Carina: For the last time. I have a girlfriend. She gives me orgasms after work after I complete the study each day. Which you will each be participating in. Separately. And individually. So I can study your orgasms for science.

Naomi: Oh.

Addison: Wait? Is this the way you diagnosed Amelia Shepherd's Tumor?

Carina: Correct.

Naomi: Oh! Cool well now we have to participate!

Addison: Wait do you think that I have a brain tumour? Or you have a brain tumour? Or we both have brain tumours?

Carina: You probably don't, but if you do, we'll know by 6pm this evening anyway... after you've had your orgasms and I've had my science. It's a real win for everyone!

Naomi: Why is it that everything she says sounds sexual? I'm not even into women and it works on me!?

Addison: I know. It's freaky. I should tell Jake about this before I end up having another affair...

Carina: I WAS NOT HITTING ON YOU I HAVE MAYA BISHOP SHE IS AN EXCELLENT GIRLFRIEND.

Maya Bishop: Hey, I heard my name, what's up?

Naomi: Are you her girlfriend?

Addison: Seriously!?

Maya: Yeah? Why?

Naomi: Lucky bitch.

Addison: You both are.

Maya: What's up with them?

Carina: They're just excited to participate in my study!

***** END OF CHAPTER 1

Author's Note:

Thanks for reading this little shenanigans.

Probably going to just be this one-shot.

Comments would be also hysterically funny.

bobbiejelly