_Spiderman Oneshot_

Random stuff (1)

I'm bored.

Had no story ideas.

So I make these, enjoy! (I mean copy them from tumblr, please don't be mad at me)

:) (click the image, okay?)

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Groot: I am groot.
Peter: uh did that tree just-
Rocket: talk? Yeah, he did. And he says your suit looks awesome.
Peter: diD THAT RACOON JUST-
Quill: talk? Yeah he did. And please, he's no racoon, call him trash panda.
Quill: btw the name's Peter.
Peter: .... Mr. Stark am I high?
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Loki: can you not stand so close? You're making me claustrophobic.
Peter: what's claustrophobic?
Shuri: it means he's afraid of santa claus.
Loki: NO IT DOES N-
Peter: HO HO HO!
Shuri: STOP IT PETER YOU'RE SCARING HIM!
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Peter: why does everybody hate Mr. Loki? I think his cool.
Tony: he tried to kill everyone.
Peter: *stabs Tony with a plastic spoon* I just tried to kill you. Do you hate me now?
Tony: kid I-
Peter: disCRIMINATION!
Tony: KID HE TRIED TO KILL US MULTIPLE TIMES!
Peter: *stabbing everyone repeatedly while he cries* He deserves to be loved Mr. Stark.
Tony: kid-
Loki: *while being stabbed by Peter* Let him finish.
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Peter: *holding his phone and recording* Okay I am home alone and I just heard a thud upstairs, there's something in my house.
Peter: *walks to the steps of the compound* 🎶 If you're here to murder me clap your hands 🎶
Bucky: *clap clap*
Peter: *bolts out of the compound and down the street, screaming*
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Thor: so the guy that tried to kill you multiple times, flew away with bombs that you knew were about to explode, and you tried to save him?
Peter: well yeah of course. Anyways so I then...
Thor: *slowly handing Peter mjolnir*
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Peter: *stomping into the room* I HATE EVERYTHING!
Tony: ?!?!
Peter: I WENT TO A SPIDER-MAN LOOKALIKE CONTEST
Peter: AND I LOST
Peter: TO DEADPOOL!
Strange: *spits out tea*
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Tony: *wakes up in the middle of the night to see Peter an inch from his face*
Peter: so we had this id- stop screaming- so we had this idea
Tony: what the hell, who's we?
Shuri: *directly beside his face* we had this idea.
Tony: Christ there's two of them.
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Tony: *a tired dad, trying his best to train the youngerlings* okay, let's try this one last time. Collapsing building, simultaneous alien attack. What do you do?
Peter:
Peter: call the aven-
Tony: YOU ARE THE AVENGERS!
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Peter: what's your name?
Quill: uh, Peter.
Peter: whoa, are you me from the future?
Quill:
Quill: yes
Peter: dang, I got fat
Quill: OKAY-
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Peter: hey Mr. Stark, I think I'm lactose intolerant.
Tony: why is tha- ohmygod!
Peter: yeah I had some chocolate milk earlier and then I threw up.
Tony: PETER THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR STOMACH!
Peter: *looking at his stomach* oh yeah, I forgot that was there.
Peter: anyway, like I was saying, I had some milk-
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:)